Judge, 1910-12-31 · page 3 of 27
Judge — December 31, 1910 — page 3: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor columns** rather than political satire. The left side contains "Pen-Points," a humor column with brief witticisms about human nature—friendship, lawyers, marriage, and drinking. These are generic observations without political reference. The advertisements promote luxury goods: **Liqueur Pères Chartreux** (a French cordial claimed to be 300 years old) and **Gilbey's Celebrated Rye Whiskey**. The Gilbey's ad features a caricatured Black servant with exaggerated features saying "Dere sho' am a run on dis"—typical of the racist advertising imagery common in early 20th-century American publications. The page also includes brief comic anecdotes labeled "An Asset," "Foxy Papa," and "Sayings of Great Women"—light domestic humor without satirical intent.
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JUDGE PUBLISHED WEEKLY LESLIE-JUOGE COMPANY Baunswicn Buwoina, 225 Firtm Avenue, New Your Cane Avoenes, ** Tei, 0032 Masson Sevens John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, Sey. Arthur Terry, Treasurer. James Melvin Lee, - Managing Editor. Grant E. Hamilton, - - Art Editor. ly HE BRAVE are said to deserve J the fair, because “eh (> only the brave can The acid test for friendship is mis- aoe the pretty girl can loose the purse strings of a stingy man. in asking embarrassing questions. Friendship is much like money—easy Theories and facts make a splendid team when they pull together. ually have a light one. Louisville passes New York this bou- ants of the United States live in New York, and live happily, feeling confident Many men enjoy a dry smoke. Why not a dry drink? angelic. Too often sermons have Pen-Points. St) live with them. ,) fortune. Lawyers often go children one better to make, but hard to keep. Those who carry their head high us- quet: ‘* About one-tenth of the inhabit- that they're about nine-tenths."" Angelfood cakes seldom make boys too much length and too little depth. Making a Touch. A man may lead a thrifty life And still beg money from his wife. Oh, pitiful to hear him holler For her to lend him just a dollar! —Birmingham Age-Herald. A man may have a thrifty wife And hold his money like his life, Until she has to grab his collar To force from him a single dollar. —Youngstown Telegram. err, lover of &, good cocktail should call for Abbots Bitters’ Makes use FOR MORE THAN 300 YEARS The Carthusian Monks have Made Liqueur Peres Chartreux GREEN AND YeLLOW— The World’s Most Famous CORDIAL Srovcass Wine Merchants. Grocer, Hotes, Clty “ate RCo Cones Broadway, New Votky N.Y. ‘Agents for United Friend—‘They say you've made one hundred thousand dollars since you held office.’” Statesman—‘‘So I’ve heard." Friend—‘‘Aren’t you going to deny the story?’” Statesman—''No. ant gossi| my credit."’—Cleveland Leader, It causes unpleas- “Full many a flower is born to blush un- seen And waste its sweetness on the desert air;”’ Full many an oyster in the soup tureen So shy appears you’d never know it’s there.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “Dere sho’ am arun of course, but it’s fine for | —Mary Garden.— “*How do you get that boy of yours up so early in the morning?”” “T take his book away from him and make him go to bed just at the point where Nick Carter is slinking stealthily into the haunt of the Black Hand."’"— Cleveland Leader. Kept Informed. Green—‘‘I understand his wife has Point—‘*He understands it, also."’— Brooklyn Life. Sayings of Great Women. “Blessings on thee, barefoot dance. Youngstown Telegram, CELEBRATED RYE WHISKEY" Gibson Dvstifong Company In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com