Judge — December 17, 1910 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S FAVORITE LA SOUSLOF, THE SENSATIONAL WHIRLWIND DAN AT THE AMERICAN MUSIC HALL. Dance? Yes, though your tired limbs ache, Dance to the mad, mad measure! Smile? Yes, though your heart may break! Smile ! ‘tis the gay world’s pleasure. Why Not Semi-annually ? Christmas comes but once a year. That's what we have all been taught, and it seems to be true. But why should it be true? Is it not merely another glaring instance of how a civilized nation may be ruled by a petty tradition? That Christmas should come at least twice a year is too obvious for argument. The chief trouble with Christmas is not only that we have too much of it at one time, but also that it is monotonous because it always comes at the same season of the year, It would, of course, be too violent a revo- lution to have Christmas once a month; but we should not forget that this is an install- ment age and some form of giving presents on the dollar-down-and-dollar-a-month plan must ultimately be foun Think of the possibilities of having a Christmas August. Santa Claus could then take in Atlantic City at the height of the season, which would improve his culture as well as his health. We would then ha an outdoor Christmas and an indoor Christ- mas, The ice man could participate as well as the coal man, the cotton man as well as the woolen man, the screen-door man as well as the storm-door man. Thus, in the course of a year, every vari ety of tradesman would have its just par- ticipation. Among the many handsome and appropriate presents which could be selected for the midsummer Christmas we suggest window screens, flypaper, garden hose, ice-cream freezers, bathing suits, portable shower baths, and mosquito salve. Ellis O. Jones, in Life. Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the B5e a bettie, best remedy for their children Not Yet Ripe. Fair purchaser--*Your eggs are all very small to-day, Mr. Jones.”” Mr. Jones—‘*Yes'm, they are. sure I don’t know the reason.’’ Fair purchaser—"'Oh, 1 expect you took them out of the nests too soon.’ Sketch. BA But I’m 13 Dearborn 8t., Chicago. podondbbeose 50 YEARS OF UNPRECEDENTED POPULARITY IS THE INVINCIBLE RECORD OF HUNTER WHISKEY Guaranteed uncer the Pure Food Law Sold ot all, fest-class cafea and by jobbers WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md, It Took Time. “Your sister's a long time about making her appearance,” suggested the caller. His Last Chance. Priscilla had just told John Alden to speak for himself. I shall do it for you after we are mar- ried,’’ she added. Herewith he hastened to seize the last chance.—New York Sun. Go Easy. but don’t “Well,” said the little brother, ‘she'd be a sight if she came down without mak- ing it.""—Cleveland Leader, To Be Pitied. When some men are said to be going to the dogs, we can’t help thinking it’s pretty It’s all right to save money squeeze it.—Chicago Nei tough on the dogs.—Philadelphia Record, Sil il is ! ‘il AT LAST. Get off this track or you will be ran down.” Offcer—" Why, man! ‘This is the first time Actor—"* Let me alone, officer ; let_ me alone. I've been in the spot-light in twenty years.”” in answering advertisements please meution JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com