Judge, 1910-12-10 · page 3 of 24
Judge — December 10, 1910 — page 3: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The main content includes: 1. **Trimble Whiskey ad** (top): Features a formal toast wishing "health, like wine a wealth" and "a happy home with freedom"—standard aspirational messaging for liquor advertising. 2. **Blatz Beer ad** (right): Claims "individuality and flavor" distinguish this Milwaukee beer as "the finest ever brewed." 3. **Other ads**: Cortez Cigars, Romeike's press clipping service. 4. **Humorous sketches** (left/center): Light social comedies—one showing a woman asking a man if he'd prefer "pretty or good," another about romantic proposals. These are gentle humor, not political commentary. The page reflects early 20th-century Judge content: advertising-heavy with scattered social comedy rather than sharp political satire.
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Now. Dolls and dishes, Balls and bats, Mouth organs and Woolly cats; Horns and balls And choo-choo cars, And silver mugs And pickle jars, And nut picks and Silk stockings, and Red neckties and A silken band For a nice sash For sister girl; A ribbon for ‘The baby’s curl, A dolly’s dresser And a bed; Some books, some chalk— Blue, white, and red, And every color "Neath the sun. And, for the boy, A shootin’ gun; Some gold beads for Your helpmeet’s neck, Some nuts and candies— "Bout a peck Some slipper-shoes For baby’s feet, A drum the little Tad can beat. A world of things! I don’t see how, Unless you start in Shopping now, You'll get it all; So I should say You ought to hump Yourself to-day. —Judd Mortimer Lewis, in Houston Post. “TL wish you health, likewise wealth, And a happy home with freedom; And may you always have true friends, But never have cause 10 need them."* WHITE, HENTZ & CO. nd New. York Didn't Know He Was Happy. “The captain told me they kept you alive for eight days on brandy and milk."* “Just my luck! I was unconscious all the time."’—M. A. P. At the Door. “Yes, my mind is made up. To-night I shall ask her to be my wife. _B-b-by Jove, Th-hope she’s out !"—Woman’s Home Com- panion. Miss. Smith—"* Now, Madge, tell me, which would you rather be—pretty or good ?"’ Madge (promptly) —"'I would rather be pretty, Miss Smith; I can easily be good whenever I ike to try.""—London Punch. Certain Remedy. If a man is troubled with pipe dreams he should consult a plumber.—Chicago News. A Fine Point. “Tell me,’’ said the newly rich lady, as they were discussing points of pronuncia- tion, ‘‘do you say ‘the Rhine’ or ‘the Rhone’? I hear it both ways.’’—Christian Register. Every lover of 2 geod cocktail should all for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. Meat Famine. “What has become of your zoological garden?"’ “Well, we thought meat was too valuable to have it loafing around in cages to look at."’—Meggendorfer Blaetter. Beneath the moon, he told his love. The color left her cheeks; But on the shoulder of his coat It showed up plain for weeks. —Columbia Jester. ESTABLISHED Whiskey 1793. | __Green Label. w Aira clasa peal | dust Observe for Yourself — Pronounced. Individuality and a Flavor more satisfy. ing than mere wordscan describe,areBlatzexclusive characteristics—so declare those who reallyappreciate character and quali ity i in table beer. — MILWAUKEE — THE FINEST BEER EVER BREWED VAL. BLATZ BREWING CO. ELWAUREE. 5 (Gans “MADE AT KEY WEST.— ROMEIKE’S Pres Cutting Bar all newspaper clipp’ appear about you, your fe ors which you may want to be “ ind periodical of importance in the Unie ted States and Europe is searched. Terma. $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 110-112 West 26th Street, New York. In answering advertisements please mention JUDG¢. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com