Judge, 1910-12-03 · page 8 of 52
Judge — December 3, 1910 — page 8: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains mostly **advertisements and filler content** rather than political cartoons. The main elements are: **Advertisements:** - Art Color Printing Co. (printing services) - No. 4711 White Rose Glycerine Soap (German product) **Short Humorous Stories:** The page features three brief comedic pieces typical of Judge's content: 1. **"Not To Be Fooled"** — A young Londoner brings his country uncle to a concert. The uncle watches the trombonist's exaggerated facial expressions but doesn't applaud, saying country folk "canna be taken in"—implying the musician was performing rather than genuinely playing. 2. **"Honor and Health"** — A joke about the Legion of Honor decoration encouraging health through park promenades. 3. **"Da No-good Workaman"** — An Italian immigrant named Joe Marelli loses his job arranging stolen flowers. The piece uses heavy dialect humor (characteristic of early-20th-century American publications) to portray Italian immigrants stereotypically as lazy and dishonest. The dialect story reflects period prejudices against Southern/Eastern European immigrants.
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ALE ae WATFE far better. pllar money Telephone Murray Hill 6476-6477 PRINTERS OF THE “‘ JUDGE”’ FINE COLOR AND MAGAZINE PRINTERS Not To Be Fooled Proudly young Tomkins displayed the sights of London to his uncle, fresh from the | verda ant country. They visited St. Paul's ibankment and the National Gal- all the places they could get in free, al treat, they visited a trombone solo was in progress when they entered With rapt attention the old man watched the instrumentalist's facial contortions. At the close the audience applauded thunder- sly, but the old man sat mute. ell,” said young Tomkins, “didn't you | Verra good, verra good, no doubi | ded the old mar, “but we country folk canna be taken in so M tha ei knew, all the time he wasn't Answers. | Honor and Health | “The Cross of the Legion is a wonderful | thing for health,” it low's that?” “There's nothing like it to ¢1 promenades in the park.""— Flic ob; ‘ak’ good 'Merican Of Joe Marelli from M An’ so he lose hees job. Las’ mont’ we'n he landin’ here, He feel so strange an’ look so queer I'm sad for heem as I can be An’ gat heem job for work weeth me For deeg de tranch een deesa street. At first he's vera glad for eet, But still eet ees no vera long Bs he eesa gona wrong, t an’ sound in’ looka ‘round arrow hop, k cet mak’ heem stops on da street om’ cheeldran com’ weeth dancin’ feet, An’ som'time w'en from far away He hear da banda moosic play He stan’ weeth head on wana side An ears an’ moutha open wide. n time w'en breeze dat sweep da street —; Breeng newsapaper to hees feet He tak’ an’ try for readin’ eet! But theeng dat tak" hees job away Bes dees dat happen yestaday: —_—— DIRECT PROCESS FOR REPRODUCTION FROM COLORED COPY IN ONE OR MORE COLORS Main Office and Works 222-226 West 39th Street, New York City Branches 425-435 E. 24th St. 312-316 E. 23rd St. Som’ lady drop from’ passin‘ car Right cen de streeta where we are Delicately | Beeg buncha flower dat’s halfa (@) d |i : Cwnire wrest Scente But pretta, yallow, white an’ You know dees flower weeth bushy head? Chreesanthew'at? Ah! yes, dat's ect— 6 2 Wal, Joe he see dem een da street An’ nin an’ grab dem uppa queeck An’ den he tak’ dem back an’ ’ steeck Dem up on top da dirta pile, An’ lay dem out een soocha style, An’ feex dem weeth so fina care | You theenk for sure dey growin’ dere! \ An’ pretta soon dey catch da eye Of evra wan dat’s passin’ by. - othin eneficia Ses, But seence eet ees no work, you know, Da boss raise som'theeng alse for Oe tition hy has not touched it jes That Means Merit So I am ‘shame’ weeth deesa man For dat he ees Italian FERD. MULHENS MULHENS & KROPF An’ soocha lazy slob; COLOGNE YRH.GERMANY NEW YORK We no could mak’ good ‘Merican Of Joe Marelli from Milan— SENO 15¢ IN STAMPS FOR FULL SIZE SAMPLE CAKE An’ so he lose hees job. —T._A. Daly in_The Catholic Standard and Times In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com