Judge — December 3, 1910 — page 48: what you’re looking at

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Merry Christmas~ Incorporated fy ELLIS PARKER BUTLER (Concluded fi @ preee 9 page.) unreason shone in the eyes, then the trust gave the poor substitute Christmasser a taste of the untrammeled joy that dwelt in the hearts of the people since the weight of Christmas had been removed from their shoulders, hen Uncle Heze- e his gifts, Sister Maude, No. 23.452, instead of pre- senting him with a green necktie with yellow roosters woven in it, would move forward, and in the silence of the moment hand him an oblong parcel wrapped in paper. He would tear off the wrapper and see a ¢ box, and the light of unreason would deepen in his eyes. He would open the box and take out a cigar with a sodden sigh. He would light the cigar, and n—oh, unexpected surprise!—it would be a good cigar! Not a Christmas cigar, but a real cigar, such as men do smoke. A More Practical Way Tt was the dreamy hour when the Christ- mas dinner, having been eaten, was doing its best to digest itself and the girls were talking in the hushed tones appropriate to the occa: sion “T've just heard of a new charm to tell whether any one loves you, and if so, who it whispered Elsie. What is it?” queried Sophie, absently fingering her new diamond ring. Well, you take four or five chestnuts, name them each after some man you know, and then put them on the sto ps is the one that loves y said Sophie. “I know a better than tha Do you?” indeed. By my plan you take one : ? particular man, ¢ him on the so! America’s Favorite Champagne Feet close fo hime eieh the len ee 5 I intd his eyes. And then, if he for fitting observance and the making of “t pop, you'll know it's time to change Real Christmas Cheer} can. Gold Seal Champagne has the Character that adds class to any oc- “There are evenings when a sweetheart casion, Made in America by the French process from luscious calls when he is in no mood for jests and grapes. Equal to any imported champagne without paying the duty. flippant conversation. The right kind of a 7 5 girl will sit down quietly and talk with him, SPECIAL DRY—BRUT. ORDER A CASE FOR XMAS. drawing his thoughts away by her genial URBANA WINE COMPANY, Urbana, N. Y., (Sole Maker) power into a pleasant ‘mood. She will even make him forget his sorrows al- together."—Laura Jean Libbey. Outcome and Income ; scoffrey—"L spoke to your paps: lawst Always On Hand For The Doctor night and am waiting to know what my out- The man who hasn't an axe to grind is | ‘Doc, what is appendicitis like?” come will be.” usually found turning the grindstone for Well, it's like finding money. Hazel—" And papa’s waiting to know what somebody else.—Boston Transcript. | ville Courier-Journal. your income will be.""-St. Louis Post-Dispatch Apartment House Names We lived once in the Gwendolyn, A house that wasn't bad, The Ethelhurst, The Wienerwurst, Were other homes we've had Christmas Presents—Big CR ig” | We spent a year in Daphne Court, FULL JEWELED WALTHAM $i08 The Geraldine, The Josephine, 2a Fan 20-Tae Got ed Con SOIT OW FREE TRIAL, ALL CHURGES PREPAID. any until yoo have seen and examined this . mS: weeds Waltham Watch, with Patent Halrspring, We flit about from place to place in any etyle plain or engraved Case, right in your own hands. . Like blithe and busy gnats, —— Greatest Bargain 5..$1 a Month. And as we go, I murmur low: 8 LARELING- Qiomend No matter how fa il your selary or jncome we “Who christens all the flats? for a high i ib Peak eur ent b Vertes Searas and ears oat Washington Star ‘RELIABLE ORIGINAL DIAMOND or our bandon OFTIS ™ ‘aio wate cua ae AL. Eeiera ot Dupont Watches sol eed ery, any article “Grass widows are seldom green.” BROSBCD 5s Means FM SSSTATEST OMG OL: | Fou would like to own or prescat to s loved one; ft wil be sent on approval. © | —Life, Have given us a roof. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com