Judge — November 26, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The Original and Genuine Chartreuse has always been and still is made by the Carthu- sian Monks (Péres Chartreux), who, since their expulsion frot ince, have been located at 1 r still the exclusive property of the Monks, their world-renowned product is nowadays known as Liqueur Peres Chartreux GREEN AND TRLLOW— At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocera, Hotels, Cafés, Biitjer & Co, 45 Broadway, New York, N. Y., Se 9 Sole Agents for United ‘States. “The aristocrats of the cigarette world. + 25e Mest! 35¢ 4° dinner size In Cork and Plain Tips “The Lith Brown Advancing. “How is your wife getting on with her social settlement work?" “Great! She’s had her picture in the paper twice this month."’"—Detroit Free Press. JUDGE'S AMATEUR ART CONTEST. | PRIZES of $5, $3, and $2are awarded. All drawings | failing to win prizes, but which are used on the Amateur Page, will be paid for at the rate of One Dollar each. This contest is open to all, whether subscribers feJuparor not. All drawings should be plainly marked “For the Amateur Art Contest,” and addressed to Art Editor Judce, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York. | I remember when I was a little shaver of | that last spring I struck a nine-inch trout, | of the eccentri JUDGE Judge Is Ever Young. Dear June: You are perennially old. twenty and you were born. I was hoping to write “then and I said ‘‘the more the merrier,”” but your first editor, though a good man and a most pleasant fellow, never | cared for my stuff and so you were a JUDGE | of some distinction before I had a chance to plead before your bar. Jupce, I never heard you make a coarse joke while addressing the jury and I don’t see why Taft didn’t elevate you to the | Supreme Bench long ago as you have done | good service for the party. But to go back to the day of your birth. | You looked as old then as you do now, and you don’t look a day older than you did then—and I don’t believe you feel any older. Some men at twenty-nine feel preternat- | urally old, but not you, Jupce. | Here’s hoping you will go on sentencing sinners to a year at hard laughter. Yours sincerely, Charles Battell Loomis. Leonia, N. J. In the Hall of Fame. Jupce—the great comic weekly—speedily | carved for itself a distinct niche in the hall of fame.—Chicago Mail Order Journal. Clean Humor. Junce’s fun is of the clean order, and the periodical is a welcome visitor to thou- | sands of households. Long may Jupce | live and tickle!—Yonkers Statesman. A Hoosier's Fishing Yarn. Harry S. New, Republican national com- mitteeman for Indiana, is a great sports- man. For years in the spring and fall he tramps the Michigan wilds for deer and trout. Several evenings ago at his home he told a couple of fish stories. “There isn’t anybody who is going to put me down as a faker, faunal or other- wise,” said Mr. New, ‘when I tell you and when my guide opened his gullet, out | dropped a live, eleven-inch water snake. I | measured the trout and I measured the snake. Some folks will think I am stretch- ing, but I can bring half a dozen witnesses to back me up. I have often struck trout | | which, when opened, contained field mice. But the nine-inch trout and the eleven-inch snake story goes.''—New York Sun. Eccentricity of Genius. Blobbs—‘‘Does Scribbler ever display any ties of genius?” | Slobbs—'Yes; he occasionally pays back some of the money he borrows.”’—Philadel- | phia Record. | of demand, but he sa FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. ““Figbting, eh 2"" “No, sir. The mate told me to box the compass, an'—I did.” A Thoughtful Man. At the Credit Men's dinner, which took place recently in this city, one of the vet- erans told this story: ‘‘In the reconstruc- tion days a man from a Mississippi valley town came to our Western house one day. We had sold him before in a small way and he always paid. He had enlarged his busi- ness, he told us, and wanted a bigger line than usual; but before making his selec- tions he wanted us to give him references. We expressed surprise at such an unheard- My two brothers- in-law have gone in with me, and they're very particular as to whom they do busi- ness with.’ So we sent him to our banks, | and he came back, said we were all right, picked out a big line of goods, and in sixty days he ‘busted.’ We couldn't collect a dollar, Two years later I met the man in Cincinnati and told him we had become reconciled to our loss. ‘But will you please tell me,’ I asked, ‘why did you want refer- ences as to our credit?” ‘Well, you see,’ he answered, ‘I wanted to know if you could stand it.’ ""—New York Tribune. A Possible Danger. Joe—'‘I see aviation socks for men are the latest things.’” Jim—‘Gee! Isn't there danger of ’em coming down? '—Yonkers Statesman. “I.W. HARPER” Whiskey RICH AS CREAM PALATABLE DELICIOUS "ON EVERY TONGUE" Bernheim Distilling Co., Incorporated Louisville, Ky. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com