Judge — October 15, 1910 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Bill never learn'd; he only fish'd Or loaf‘d around all day, While we in school peek'd out and wish'd With Bill to be away. Bill's pocket never kept a cent Until to-morrow’s sur He spent his coppers as he went, Before the day was cone, When Bill got big enough to go To work and earn his keep, He still had ne'er a dime to show Before he snor'd to sleep. Bill got a wife, or she got him Her name, for short, was Till. She wasn’t just a cherubim, But just the one for Bill. Well, Till just liv'd up to her name— She manag’d all the cash; For Bill just hand’d in the same, And quicker than a flash. Bill’s daily dole was pretty small— A nickel at a time; No matter what he earn‘d at all, He never had a dime. Hard luck, you say: and yet, perhaps, | It was the best for Bill. He's richer now than other chaps Who lack so tight a Till. Missing the Children. A traveling man was stranded over Sunday in a small town in the West where there was a street fair in prog- He walked about and could find nothing to do until he came upon a place where various prizes were offered for knocking over rag dolls by throw- ing baseballs at them--three shots for ew three balls and hit nothing. He tried three more and hit nothing. He invested several more nickels and still had no luck. Finally he went back to his hotel in disgust and wrote to his wife: “Dear wife—You cannot imagine how lonesome I am here. Indeed, I have been missing the children all the afternoon.""—Saturday Evening Post. New Version. Moving-picture shows remind us, As they flash their scenes of crime, That we'd hate to leave behind us Imprints on the films of time. —Denver Republican, At the Mint. The mint isn’t a bakeshop, though they make the dough and have rolls—of bills. —Philadelphia Bulletin. Mothers wil find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the | beat remedy for their children. 25 a bottle. Mute merican Frock Water for American People Disinterested Affection. : “I'm afraid, Edward, you're marry-! ing me only because I've inherited from | my uncle one hundred thousand crowns.”” “Why, Blanche, how can you think that of me? Your uncle is nothing to me. I would marry you no matter from whom you inherited the money.""—Der Floh, Retribution. “Do you believe that an offense car- ries its own retribution?” “Ido. Lonce tried to cheat the gov- ernment by buying a box of cigars the man said he had smuggled. Then I tried to smoke them."’—Washington Star. 7 A WELL-PROTECTED SUN SHADE. ~The Ule Honest Genius. The editor wrote: ‘Dear madam-- The verses entitled ‘The Kiss’ are very clever. Can you assure me that they are original? The authoress answered: ‘Sir—Not quite. ‘The Kiss’ was a collaboration.” —Cleveland Leader. When the Honeymoon Wanes. “Mamma, is a honeymoon a vaca- tion?” “It may be, my dear; and it may be the beginning of a long period of servi- tude.""— Youngstown Telegram, tent dasher cocktail bite OSt.N.Y. Two Different Generations. Mr. Thompson (at vrich’s musi- cale)—"'Did you notice with what style and grandeur Miss Amelia Newrich sweeps into the room?"’ Mr. Kane—*Yes; but when it comes to sweeping out a room, she isn't one, two, six with her poor old mother, Baitimere Sun, Moral. Believe no tales that the fishers tell. They're all good men, and they all mean well; But it’ fails There’s something fishy in all fish t —Joln Kendrick Bang Nature’s plan, and it never Is! Washing the Money. “I notice you send your money to the government laundry regularly.” “Just a few one-dollar bills. day I may get a milloncire’s wash by mistake. Louisville Courier-Journal. The Reason. **A woman should share her husband's worries and sorrow “*Sure she should. If she hadn't mar- ried him, he wouldn't have any."’"— Cleveland Leader, Mercenary Maude. “understand you are engaged," Mamie. “Not yet,” replied Maude, I have several offers, but the engagement rings have not all been submitted for inspec tion.""— Washington Star. “].W. HARPER” Whiskey RICH AS CREAM PALATABLE DELICIOUS "ON EVERY TONGUE" Bernhsim Distilling Co., Incorporated Loutsville, Ky. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.