Judge — October 15, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LAUGH WITH Sis Hopkins == HER OWN BOOK == OCTOBER NUMBER 10c—AT ALL NEWS-STANDS—10c JUDGE JUDGE'S ALPHABET FOR BASEBALL FANS. JOHN TITUS. OF THE PHILADELPHIA NATIONALS. IS FOR Jobn Titus, fans, Who plays the game with head and hands In modest, unassuming style ‘That wins for him, but does not * The ‘‘Umps."* The Quakers would like strangers be If out in right we did not see Old Titus gamboling on the green In fact, his absence sure would mean For fans, the “‘dumps."’ Bill Sackett. Known Bill Sackett many a year, And never known the time When Bill had cash enough to spare To break a silver dime. ile" Bill never learn'd; he only fish'd Or loaf'd around all day, While we in school peek’'d out and wish'd With Bill to be away. Bill's pocket never kept a cent Until to-morrow’s sun; He spent his coppers as he went, Before the day was done. When Bill got big enough to go ‘To work and earn his keep, He still had ne'er a dime to show Before he snor'd to sleep. got a wife, or she got him: Her name, for short, was Till. She wasn't just a cherubim, But just the one for Bill. Well, Till just liv'd up to her name— She manag'd all the eash; For Bill just hand’d in the same, And quicker than a flash. Bill’s daily dole was pretty small— A nickel at a time; No matter what he earn’d at all, He never had a dime, Hard luck, you say; and vet, perhaps It was the best for Bill. He's richer now than other chaps Who lack so tight a Till. —Newark News, Missing the Children. A traveling man was stranded over Sunday in a small town in the West where there was a street fair in prog- ress. He walked about and could find nothing to do until he came upon a place where various prizes were offered for knocking over rag dolls by throw. ing baseballs at them--three shots for a nickel. He threw three balls and hit nothing. He tried three more and hit nothing. He invested several more nickels and still had no luck, Finally he went back to his hotel in rust and wrote to his wife: Dear wife—You cannot imagine how lonesome I am here. Indeed, I have been missing the children all the afternoon.’'"—Saturday Evening Post. New Version. Moving-picture shows remind us, As they flash their scenes of crime, That we'd hate to leave behind us Imprints on the films of time. —Denver Republican, At the Mint. The mint isn’t a bakeshop, though they make the dough and have rolls—of bills. —Philadelphia Bulletin, | ‘Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the | best remedy for their children. 25 a bottle. Mhite Rock American Water for American People Disinterested Affection. “I'm afraid, Edward, you're marry- ing me only because I’ve inherited from my uncle one hundred thousand crowns.” “‘Why, Blanche, how can you think that of me? Your uncle is nothing to me. I would marry you no matter from whom you inherited the money."’"—Der Floh, Retribution. Do you believe that an offense car- '¢ own retribution?” Ido. once tried to cheat the gov- ernment by buying a box of cigars the man said he had smuggled. Then I tried to smoke them."’—Washington Star, 7 A WELL-PROTECTED SUN SHADE. - The Ulk Fi Honest Genius. |_ The editor wrote: “Dear madan— | The verses entitled ‘The Kiss’ are very Jelever. Can you assure me that they are original?” The authoress answered: quite. ‘The Kiss’ was a collaboration.’ —Cleveland Leads ir— Not When the Honeymoon Wanes. “Mamma, is a honeymoon a tion?"” “It may be, my dear; and it may be the beginning of a long period of servi- tude.""— Youngstown Telegram, aca- Gen't Distrs. Two Different Generations. Mr. Thompson (at Newrich's musi- cale)—"Did you notice with what style and grandeur Miss Amelia Newrich sweeps into the room?” ane—*Yes; but when it comes ping out a room, she isn’t one, two, six with her poor old mother.""— Baitimore Sun, Moral. Believe no tales that the fishers tell. They're all good men, and they all mean well; But it’s Nature’s plan, and it never fails— There's something fishy in all fish tails! —Jolin Kendrick Bangs. Washing the Money. “I notice you send your mone: government laundry regularly."" “Just a few one-dollar bills. Some day I may get a milloncire’s wash by mistake. ""—Louisville Courier-Journal. to the The Reason. “*A woman should share her husband's worries and sorrows."’ “*Sure she should. If she hadn't ried him, he wouldn't have an, Cleveland Leader, Mercenary Maude. and you are engaged," said ie. “Not yet,”’ replied Maude, ‘I have several offers, but the engagement rings have not all been submitted for inspec tion.""—Washington Star. ‘LW. 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