Judge — October 8, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Eéyptian | Deities Thé Utmost in Cigarettes” | * As near perfect a3 mother nature and human skill can make them Cork Tips or Phan “When Good Fellows Get Together” Simply strain through cracked ice and serve. Hunyadi~7] Janos Natural Laxative Water Recommended by Physicians Refuse Substitutes Best remedy for CONSTIPATION AY AL onuccISTS BY WAY OF COMMENT. Bonds. Astor bonds eri got the former, but Junce i of the opinion that it will be some lit- tle time before she gets the latte American lawyers will doubtless cite the fact that marriage is a lottery. Such being the case, Lina may not be able to get the grand prize of gold, after all. Chestnuts—After all, graft is only the wormy chestnut. The muck-rakers have fed the public so long on wormy chestnuts that people have forgotten that the crop of good nuts is larger than ever, A modern sage held this same view when he said that graft was only the one mildewed ear in a good measure of corn. Deeds vs. Letters — Actions are said to speak louder than words. The col- lege professor who writes love-sick, poetical letters toa pretty girl is bet- ter off than the metropolitan clubman who signs deeds to all his real estate, even though it be to please ‘‘the hand- somest woman in the world’ (7). Matrimonial bonds are on» another. = L MEANS A REDUCTION w WAGES Information Wanted—During the last fiscal year there were turned out by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing about ninety million sheets of postage stamps and seventy-five million sheets of treasury and bank notes. The “Please remit” letters explain the dis- position of the former, but what be- came of the latter sheets? Hobble - wobble—Evidently the press humorist of the Youngstown Telegram has been studying the fashion supple- ments, for he remarks that it is hard to distinguish the same from the comic pages since the hobble skirt came into vogue. A Plain Truth—In a comment on the fact that there is one divorce for every twelve marriages, Batten’s Wedge goes into the truth with, ‘‘This should not interfere with the happiness of the eleven others."" Poetry—‘‘What is poetry?’ asks the Denver Republican. When the literary ‘critics disagree, who shull decide? TWO QUESTIONS THAT GO TOGETHER. Do you want tariff reduction ? Do you want your wages lowered ? Stories about People "Teannot tell how the truth may be: Teay the tale as Short, but to the Point. Strickland Gi in, in one of humorous lectures, tells of an old r- man, in_ Wisconsin, who introduced |Senator Spooner to an audience as fol- low: “Ladies undt Chendlemans—I haf been asked to introtuce to you Senador Sbooner, who vill speak mit you. 1 haf now done so, undt he vill now do so."’ The ,Time To Loaf. The late “James W. Van Cleave, though president of the National Asso- ciation of Manufacturers, was very fond of cracking a joke now and then. Once, when he had occasion to visit his plant on Sunday, he found one of his employés there. “T just came to loaf a while,’ ex- plained the employé. “Can't you loaf enough on week “ticaa told tome. What's in a Name? In New York Newspaper Row the boys are telling the following story about Irvin Cobb, the humorist of the World. Cobb recently moved to a Hud- son River town where people like to give names to their homes, One finds ‘The Maples,’’ ‘‘The Two Oaks,” ‘Pleasant View,” et Soon on the Cobb cottage appeared ‘‘F. and S. M. Hall."’ For a week or more neighbors puzzled over the name. 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