Judge — October 1, 1910 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Weather Prognostication. Frost in the vicinity of Pumpkin Farms, awith decided heat in close political district. Heavy gustsin yf $5 insurgent States, followed by squalls, and occasional volcanic outbursts in the affected districts. marerensen HE KATYDID her deed hath done. ‘The summer boarders homeward run. The pants grow longer on the pup. The mountain house is closing up. The mercury comes down a bit. The gossips now no longer sit And with their wondrous, clever art Pall friend and foe alike apart. We hear the pleasant morning pipe Of apples daily growing ripe, While down along the saffron shore The summer girl doth roam no more. The landlord counteth up his chink. The milk shake’s rather on the biink, And fans and hats from Panama Are quoted "way down under par. The haberdasher now is stuck On trousers flannel and of duck, And no one wears a yachting cap Save he who is a yachting chap. Notes on the above Dates. THESE dates must be used consecutively or the above calendar will be found to be useless. At the hour of packing, these dates were the best available material to be found in our cooling plant. To be kept vigorous and fresh, care must be taken to place them in a cool spot. By special arrangement five Sundays and five half-holiday Saturdays are provided with this consignment, for the benefit of tired business men and football players. Should any of the above dates prove too cold for consumption, this can easily be rem- edied by starting the furnace and warm- ing them over. They will be found entirely responsive to such treatment. SPORT WITH WORK COMBINED. Mr. Sabbubs found little time to go aeroplaning, and less to work, so he ngged up the above con- trivance and it 's working like a charm. Ye Poemme of ye Monthe. The doors are open at the school, And lively kids succumb to rule, And ‘neath the spreading knowledge tree ive to learn their A BC. Poor father now no longer roams About like kittens minus homes, But purrs around his little flat Like a contented pussy cat, October 1910 Sun Mon TueWed Thu Pri Sat tt to rss L 2345678 9 10 11 12 13 1215 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 331: : s st Ye Dates. Seasonable Hints. F YOUR rubber plant has not put forth any galoshes by this time, it is fair to assume that it is a non-fruit bearer and that you will therefore have to make your contract for your winter supply direct with the rubber trust. If the trees on your premises show signs of molting about this time, you will do well to lay in two or three hogsheads of carpen- ter’s glue and fasten each leaf to the boughs with this, if you desire your trees to remain shady throughout the winter. Be careful, as the month progresses and Halloween approaches, to place your pump- kin garage under lock and key. The vines are apt to suffer from this time on from what is known as the Jack o° Lantern Bug, which can be recog- Mottos for the Month. Y ES) straw hat in the attic is \NW, aeerth trv0 on the breeze, ‘ It's a poor kissin’-bug as won't flirt cwith a huskin'-bee Because his children and his wife Have come back to the simple life Deserting farmhouse, hill, and dale, For scenes along the city trail. The ships that travel o'er the sea | Are stuffed as full as they can be With folks returning from a dance In England, Germany, and France, Their trunks all full of Frenchy duds, Pearl necklaces, and diamond studs That cost them quite a cent or two When Uncle Sammy looks them through. The college campus now is seen All covered with a fresher green, ‘The while its ambient atmosphere Is laden with the treble cheer Of new-born freshmen, green as baize, Who wait the sophomoric haze. When scenes like these bedeck our track We know that chill October's back. heavy insurance p: « !tting you to use these aids to a general conflagration. If your furnace fills with smoke, open all your reg- isters and let it out before it covers the in- terior of the furnace with soot. It can easily be driven out of your bedrooms and parlor by opening the window and blowing it ont with the bellows. Do not throw away or sell to the junkman any old beaver hats or tin cans. There is no telling when they will come in handy, especially with the Christmas season on the way. By the judicious use of a few yards of ribbon and a little gold paint, they may be transformed into really handsome pres- ents for your grandparents or maiden aunts, but not for your rich uncle. nized at sight by the patch on its trousers and the freckles on its nose. To cure these, a good, stout shingle applied directly over the patch will serve the purpose. A good quality of kinding wood suitable for early October use can be made not only from the walk- ing sticks left behind them at the close of the summer season by your city boarders, but from the loose teeth of your wooden garden rake. These can be removed from the rake without pain by taking them between your thumb and forefinger and giving them a gen- tle jerk. The use of kerosene oil or gaso- line in starting your furnace fire should be avoided as far as pos- sible, unless you are carrying a BEFORE AND AFTER WEDDING BELLS. “Two hearts that beat as one."?