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Judge — September 24, 1910 — page 15: Judge, 1910-09-24

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This is primarily an **advertising page** with scattered short humor pieces, typical of Judge magazine's format. The main content includes: **Anecdotes**: Three brief humorous stories about notable figures (James R. Keene on horses, George Ade on writing) illustrating human quirks—a father comparing his newborn unfavorably to a racehorse; a writer struggling for original ideas. **Jokes about baldness and geometry**: Period humor playing on gender stereotypes (why men go bald vs. why women lack beards; why the world is "round" because few "act upon the square"). **Advertisements** dominate: Philip Morris cigarettes, Blatz beer, Hunter whiskey, W.L. Douglas shoes, Great Western Champagne, and patent medicine remedies (for varicose veins, gout). These ads reflect early 20th-century commercial products and marketing approaches. **"Judge's Alphabet for Baseball Fans"** appears mentioned but isn't fully visible. The page lacks coherent political satire—it's essentially a product catalog dressed in light entertainment, representing Judge's commercial model of that era.

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