Judge, 1910-08-20 · page 2 of 16
Judge — August 20, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising content** rather than political satire. It features multiple commercial advertisements including Budweiser beer, Philip Morris cigarettes, Lifebuoy soap, Pears' soap, and Cordes cigars. The only editorial content is "Judge's Alphabet for Baseball Fans" at top center, featuring **Frank LaRoche of the New York Americans**, a baseball player. The alphabet entry humorously describes a "L" entry about baseball terminology and player behavior. Below that are brief humorous dialogues labeled "Bachelors' Motto," "A High Position," "Very, Very Easy," "A Substitute," and "Two Good Cook Books Free"—light comic vignettes typical of Judge magazine's humor style. The page also includes a "Book Lovers" column about a Salesmen's Bureau, promoting employment services. This appears to be a typical early 20th-century magazine page blending editorial humor with paid advertising.
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JUDGE ETERS as: BSS ts Shook Itself Like an Angry Bulldog Ever experience the above—ever fight a “muskie™ for a full hour before you brought him to a gaff— pethaps—alter you had him almost licked he made one mighty leap and shook the spoon? Tired out, weren't you? Kind of sweaty and mad—weren't you? After such a fight nothing in this world equals a cool bottle of Budweiser It is alive with the strength of the finest barley grown in the NEW WORLD and the tonic properties of the finest hops grown in the OLD WORLD and it's brewed in the finest brewery in the WHOLE WORLD LER SEE Bottled only by the Anheuser-Busch Brewery ST. LOUIS, MO. BOOK LOVERS Salesmen’s Bureau. ‘The business of this bureau is bringing good sales- men into direct communication with large firms on first-class representatives. Any Colorado and Utah. Nebraska and South Dokota. San Francisco, Pacific Coast. New York State. Michigan. Copyright, by Lestie-Ju Asa rule employers do not require that salesmen Hundreds of books about, but they must | shall have handled the same line before, look together at one. We've all been there, ‘And that's why this sentimental sepia print, 12x16, and costing 50 cents, will find a place in your book-comer We have no openings for second-grade men. Top-notch salaries will be offered first-class salesmen. No charge to salesmen. NOTE—We have several strong propositions for segar salesmen. WRITE TO U8 AT ONCE, Other prints from 25e. upward Complete Catalogue for Ten Cents. With every catalogue we will give youa draw ing by Pe Stanlaws, while our supply lasts.” SALESMEN’S BUREAU gicinone, wis LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY 7 EMPLOYERS — Write us your requirements for salesmen: we bring you in touch with 225 Fitth Avenue New York| right men. Charges reasonable. * | der pastry and lots of delicious dishes stable Bide. | JUDGE'S ALPHABET FOR BASEBALL | FANS. iad) Each in itself an attainment. CAMBRIDGE 5c in ‘boxes of ten AMBASSADOR the after-dinner size “The FRANK LAPORT: OF THE YORK AM STANDS for ‘ Yankee '* Laporte A ball player worthy the name, He works with a finish and dash ‘That proves he is ‘' wise’ to the game. He knows how to hit * where they ain't,’ Can play half the jobs on the nine. When popular players are counted He stands near the head of the line. a Little Brown Box"* Philip Morris Cigarettes ORIGINAL Bachelors’ Motto. LONDON (After Engagements Are Broken.) | By CHARLES C. JONES Such is our motto! And though we may say That was the reason that we | Untied the knot thatayas tied up tostay, None of us kick that it'ended that way— Gee ! but we ‘re glad to be free ! 'T IS almost impossible to Miss-lead some bachelors. A High Position. | “You wouldn't believe it, mum,’? said the wanderer at the door, “but in me younger days I had a high position an’ wuz looked up to by everybody."” “Is that so?" asked the sympathetic Jhousewife. ‘‘What business were you engaged in?” “T wuz a steeplejack, mum.''—Bir- mingham Age-Herald. SOAP is the soap of the century because it meets the advan- ced Scientific requirements of Itis germ- infects at the same time. LIFEBUOY Soap For Toilet, Bath and Shampoo wins its way wherever used by its perfect cleansing prop- erties and its protection from contagion and in- fection. It gives double service for a single price. Every lover of a goo! corktail should call for Abbott's Bitters, Makes the best Very, Very Easy. Patience—‘*You can't do anything without money.’” Patrice—‘Oh, yes, you can, ean run in debt!"’—Red Hen, A Substitute. Cityman—"'I suppose you have a dog on your place to keep tramps off?"” | Subbubs-—'*No; but I have a horse that scares them away."” Cityman—"* Subbubs— a sawhorse. Two Good Cook Books Free. It’s wonderful what delicious dishes can be made from such a simple and heulthful pure corn product as corn starch. Home-made pies, tarts and ten- You All Druggi: and Grocers Lever Bros. Co. CAMBRIDGE, MASS. It's, —Boston Transcript. Cleanline necessity that knows a law—Pears’ Soap. Pe: a nece: bath. | for invalids and for those who are in |perfect health are made from corn starch, Every reader of Jupce will be delighted to know that a handsome lit- tle booklet, entitled ‘*What a Cook | Ought to Know About Corn Starch," has been prepared for free circulation among the housekeepers of the United States. Any reader of Jupce can se- p, re bron Ge |cure a copy by sending a post card to ROMEIKE'S fae T. Kingsford and Son, Oswego, N. Y. asking for a copy of “Cook Book: FF. Another cook book of particular in- terest embraces thirty perfect recipes for home candy-making. Our readers can have a copy if they will write to the Corn Products Refining Co., Dept | FF., New York, P. O. Box 161, and ask for it. In @ Pinch, wee ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. is both a law and ity for toilet and Sold everywhere eau will send you which may ted States and Europe is searched. Term: D notices. Hin Romnskr, i10-12 West 26th Street, New York FoR MEN OF BRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.