Judge, 1910-08-20 · page 14 of 16
Judge — August 20, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine featuring multiple unrelated advertisements and humorous anecdotes rather than political cartoons. The content includes: **Advertisements**: Kingsford's Corn Starch, I.W. Harper Whiskey, Sunny Brook Whiskey, High Life Beer, Hotel Cumberland, and a deafness cure. **Humor pieces**: Short anecdotes about social situations—including jokes about Niagara Falls visitors, a bathing woman, and notably, several stories attributed to real figures (Yvette Guilbert the French actress, Chief Justice Fuller, and actor William H. Crane). These sketches satirize Victorian manners: marital indifference, social courtesies, and romantic devotion. The "Confession or Courtesy" anecdote mocks husbands' silence toward wives as polite deference. The "Real Devotion" piece uses irony—a man proving love by ignoring a dog bite—to comment on romantic pretense. **No clear political satire** is visible; instead, the page reflects early 20th-century social humor targeting domestic relationships and etiquette.
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~ Homemade open pies ‘a with delicious fillings of Huckleberry, Lemon, Rhu- barb. Both crust and filling will be perfect if you use Wee see the Cook Book. To make the crusts of tarts and all \\ pastries dry and tender, by all means use Kingsford'’s (one-sixth Kingsford's in- stead of all flour.) The Book tells. Send for the Cook Book “F.F."— "What a Cook Ought to Know About CornStarch.” 1680f the best recipes you ever tried. The bookis free. Yournameon a post card will bring it. ‘T. KINGSFORD & SON Oswego, N.Y. Notional Starch Caw, Successors “I. W. HARPER” Whiskey “On Every Tongue” ALWAYS UNIFORM ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL! BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO. Incorporated LOUISVILLE, KY. Made One. Patience—''I see the visitors at Ni- agar Falls last year are estimated at one million five hundred thousand.”” Patrice—“Have they counted the newly wedded couples as one or two persons?”"—Ked Hen, Outclassed. When in her bathing suit she trod The ocean's sandy bed, Young Cupid, without smile or nod, Quick turned his back and fled. —Browning’s Magazine. A teaspoonful of Abbott's Bitters with your Grape Fruit makes an ideal appetizing tonic. ‘Sample b Dy C.W. Abbott & Co., Balti eo wee : Revenge. Well-meanmg golfer—"' Ex, do you think it “Teanmot tell how the truth Tray the fale aa "twas told Confession or Courtesy ? Yvette Guilbert, the French actress, is said to be an excellent skater. Talk- ing about skating in Chicago last win- | ter, Madam Guilbert said, “Only through perseverance can one learn to skate well. I am sure no one ever suffered more than I in learning to skate. “The second or third time I had ever been on the ice, I was returning home man got up and offered me his sest. “shook my head and the old man laughed a good deal when I said, *“'No, thank you. I've been skating and I’m tired of sitting down.’”” A Polite Husband. Another story credited to the late Chief Justice Fuller has it that while he was judge in a minor court he was| presiding at the trial of a wife's » for separation and alimony. The de- fendant acknowledged that he hadn't spoken to his wife in five years, and Judge Fuller put in a question. “What explanation have you,’ he asked severely, ‘‘for not speaking to | your wife in five years?” in a crowded omnibus and a kind old} Purity, mellowness and rare flavor are the distinguish- ing qualities of Whiskey assuring and quantity. SUNNY BROOK Distillery Co. Jefferson County, Kentucky DEAFNESS CURED “I have demonstrated that deafness can be cured.”— “Your Honor,"’ replied the husband, “I didn’t like to interrupt the lady.” Real Devotion. William H. Crane, the actor, says he first learned what true love is by acci-| dentally overhearing a brief conversa-| tion between a young man and a very pretty girl. “And you're sure you love me?”’ said she. “Love you?" echoed the young fel- | low. ‘Why, darling, while I was bid- ding you good-by on the porch last night | your dog bit a piece out of the calf of | my leg, and I never noticed it till I got! home.” “No Sooner Said Than Done” A. A. Heard, general passenger agent of the Delaware and Hudson Ri road, has not much patience with ri road men who try to do important busi. ness with him over the telephone. The other day he was in conversation with a representative of another department. “You go hang yourself!’’ he said, | over the telephone. Then, after a “Do you hear me?” Your party has hung up, quite safe to bring that child across the links Matilda Jane—' Ob, it’s all right, sir. 1 shouldn't think of bringin’ ‘im if he warn’t as dest a4 «post, poor inle chap!"’—London Punch, MILWAUKEE'S LEADING Like the lava from a crater Came the gravy on his pate, For he failed to tip the waiter, So the waiter tipped the plate. —Woman’s Home Companion. central. | What a man does often vai ‘versely with his words. BOTTLED BREWED BY MILLER In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Dr. Guy Clifford Powell. ‘The secret of, how to use the mysterious and inritble nature forces for the cure of Deafeas ard Head Now at last been discovered. by the an-Scientist, Dr, Guy Clifford Powell owes disappear as if by masic ‘he use of this new and wonderful discovery, He will end all who suffer from ‘and Heed Noives full information ‘how they may be cured, Abeolutely free, no matter how long they have bees Gent. or what caused their deafness. “This marvel ‘Sus Treatment ie 90 simple, natural and certain that ou mill wonder why it was net discovered. before. Investigators ‘are astonished and cured patients themselves marvel at the quick results. Any deaf bers can, have ful information, bow to be'cured wickly and cured to stay cured ak home without in; festing acent. Write Koday. to, Dr, Guy, Ciiferd Powell, 6790 Bank Building, Peoria, fil, and get fll Information of this new and wonderful discovery. absolutely free. HOTEL CUMBERLAND YORK LAUGH WITH Sis Hopkins == HER OWN BOOK == August Number 10c—-AT ALL NEWS-STANDS—!0c