Judge — August 13, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The"Babcock” Electric ja safer and easier to handle; ter on the level and er on the hills and will go farther on a single charge than any other “Electric.” They cost less in the first place and they cost less to keep up. 42 cents was the aver- age cost of repairs on “Babcock Electrics” for 1909. Write for Catalogue today Babcock Electric Carriage Co. 226 West Utica Street What a Good Joke Does. | A subscriber was so impressed with a bit of humor published in the Army and Navy Register of July 2d that he re- mitted two-thirds of his subscription und promises the balance in August. ‘The suggestion was found in the fol- lowing: “Don't worry! You'll get your money, but I can’t pay you this month.”” “That's what you told me last , haven't I kept my word?"”— BUFFALO, N.Y. The subscriber's letter is as follows: “July 11th, 1910. adi Club Cocktails’ S Army and Navy Register, Wear D.C.: Inclosed please find your bill for the Army and Navy Reg- ister, March, 1910, to March, 1911, postal money order for two dollars, and clipping from your issue last week (Ha, hi I haven't the other dollar, but ‘please give me credit for the two dollars and I will send it next month (August). “Thanking you for your favors, “Lam, very sincerely yours.’ Mixed to measure— and measures up to your idea of what a realCocktail shouldbe. Simply strain through cracked ice and serve. Martini (2in base) and Mankat- | tam (whistey base) are the most Considering the Postage Stamp. popular. At all good dealers, | There is something to say on the other side of the following remark: which proceed from the humorous pub- lication, JupGE: “Consider the postage stamp. It says nothing regarding the difficulty of the task assigned to it, but by dint of close application it usually gets there. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Hartford New York London Natural Laxative Water Quickly Relieves: Biliousness, Sick Headache, Stomach Disorders, CONSTIPATION AY Att onucaISTS: The Woman ‘T IS as easy for a woman to run an electric automobile as to turn on the electric lights in her parlor. This is one of the reasons why electric autos are in such vogue with the gentler sex. The most popular of thes. Babcock Electric, is now furnished at SALESMEN AND SALESWOMEN WANTED. such a reasonable price and is such an paying attractive, easily handled and econom- qigrmer | ically cared for auto that it has sprung ‘oman |into the highest public favor. Any ver Saur caltien cot reader of Jupce who is interested in this 2 ee fall bactiealacs matter should write at once for a cata- 0 logue to the Babcock Electric Carriage Company, 226 West Utica Street, Buf- N N.Y. Th autifully illustrated | | tree booklet is well worth looking | Thousands of from $1000 to £008 experience needed to get one of them teach you to be an expert salesman of your eai p and testimonials from hundreds wwe have placed in ood positions paving from iG" s00" month and, expensee: Addresses Deot dit NATIONAL SA RAINING ASSOCIATION, Chicago, N Misspell, Aunta, Rasaaa City, San France. OF COMMENT +¥# |package, but it will accept, as a rule, HE COULDN'T COME BACK. Also, it delivers the goods. No matter | if the matter be weighty, it puts a good face on it and goes directly to the point, It gets licked and stamped upon, and men besmirch its fair features; * but, in spite of all this, it sticks un- flinchingly, * * * by virtue of the Very good; but consider also that this same postage stamp will fetch and carry more for the foreigner than for the long-suffering people that made it. It will do more work under the Union Jack, bound for New Zealand, than it will do under the stars and stripes be- tween the ‘States’? and the Philippines, or between Norfolk and Portsmouth. It will take from here to Switzerland at twelve cents a pound a parcel which it would not carry from here to Suffolk for | less than sixteen cents a pound. Our industrious and liberal stamp will take a letter from one American town to another as cheaply as it will take the same letter from America to Great Britain, but it is not so obliging with regard to packages. Not only will it carry the foreigner’s package at a cheaper rate than it will the American’s nearly three times as much total weight for the foreign service as for the home service. Oh, yes, there are two sides to this stamp proposition. On one side the stamp is stuck, and on the other side the American citizen is stuck. The stamp can't help it. The citizen can if| he cares enough—but he doesn’t seem | to care. —Norfolk (Va ) Landmark. in the Acto. Other attractive announcements ue of JuDGE include the fol- over. in th lowing A fine opportunity for these who desire to be omen, Write for particulars postal to Greeley & McIntire, Patent Attorneys, Vashington, D. C., and mention Jupce. Nothing nicer in the summer for prickly heat, chafing and sunburn than Packe Rem lieves itching an it Great Western Champagne, kept by grocers dealers everywhere the coat of the imported, makes a refreshing champagne cup dure ing the heated term. fmokers enjoy the Philip Morris Cigarett= on their summer outings. Try the “little brown box, the after dinner smoker nothing more fre. grant and acceptable than Egyptian Deities. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. : Phili fact that it knows that it has good back-| ORIGINAL y Those who are not smoking | enjoy yours, AMBASSADOR the after-dinner size pMorris Cigarettes can Champagnes Exhibited, Great Western was the Only OneAwarded the Gold Medal at Paris Exposition, 1900. — Your Grocer or Dealer ‘Can Supply You Sold Everywhere Pleasant Valley Wine Co. Rheims, N. Y. Oldest and Largest ypagne Howse in America JUDGE’S LIBRARY AUGUST NUMBER NEWSSTANDS AT ALL Harry P. Stimso: R. J. Bingham Formerly withilctel impertal. Pormariy with Hotel Wood wer