Judge — July 23, 1910 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Telegram from a 1910 Farmer to His Son at College. (Day Rates) ‘OTHER and I have talked it over and regret to tell you, judging from your letters, that you are denying yourself some of the necessities of life at college. While we believe that a student should study hard, there should be recreation along with it. No college man of to day should neglect his 80- cial side. If your motor boat is becoming unreliable, as you intimated in your last letter, get another one. Nothing is more aggravating than to have a motor boat that breaks down when one least expects it. To- day by express we have sent you anew auto- mobile. It is one that mother and I took a fancy to one day last week. It is a new model, and we think it is an improvement over the one you now have. If you cannot dispose of your old one, ship it back and we will give it to the superintendent. He says HE FELIOW THAT 2NEVER SLIPS~ be a relly. rough cusfomer. Must d fe) he's getting tired of the one he has, anyway. Write and tell us how you like it. We are so busy now that I may not get to run down and see you for several weeks. Love and best wishes. FATHER. Es 7) a ahi JUDGE Apt. “ HAT are you going to call your new mag- azine?” “*The Umbrella,"" “Why?” “* Because everybody will take it.” Editorial. THE EDITOR who gave up his seat to a lady on the train said he “was crowded out to make room for more interesting mat- ter.” At the Shore. Polly—1 wonder how Cholly manages to keep that wide-brimmed straw on in a wind like this Dolly —** Vacuum pressure.” Needed More. Bronz—“‘ Profess- or Aleck has issued a very interesting bulletin on how to keep bees.”” Lenoz—' Well, I think he'd do a lot more good if he told us how to get rid of hives.” “Then the Feathers Flew.” - Ethyl— Iam sorry you were not asked to the Pemberton ball, dear. You know I will be there, of course."” Claire—‘ Yes; but, then, Kate Pemberton knows I am far too young to be of any use as a chaperon.”* Unending Problems. By ELLIS 0, JONES, To MAKE 8 man without goods look upon stealing in the same light as the man with goods. To make employers and employés agree as to what constitutes a fair To make the poor follow the example of the rich in being contented with their lot. a id i ON JUNGLEVILLE FERRY. A MISTAKE IN THE CHOICE. “* Well, Brown, have any luck on your bunting trip?” “No, wretched ; is didn’t kill a thing. I'd gone motoring instead.” To make a slave think as much of his master as the master thinks of himself. To separate a man from his ego and thus make unselfishness the ruling motive. To make philanthropy keep pace with graft. The Reason Why. HE LOVES to rise at early dawn, When others love to lie. This is the finest time for him, Because he is a fly. Mystery Explained. Ted—‘I could never understand why women objected so much to taking off their hats.”” Ned—‘‘ It's so hard straight again.”” to put them on Complete Operation. Knicker—‘ Are you swept by ocean breezes?” ‘ Bocker—* Yes, and dusted by land ones.’” they must part, While sorrow fills his cup. Poor fool! he thinks it breaks her heart When his two weeks are up! E TELLS the girl ee nH Ni EIA Ferryman—"" I won't listen to any more argument. Fork up the five dollars fare or down goes the ferry !"" comicbooks.com