Judge — July 9, 1910 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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SQUIRE CORNSTALK SHOWING HIS COB AT THE COUNTRY HORSE SHOW. Beer looks good to dad, thinks of JUDGE The Silly. Season. THE most peculiar thing about the summer is that a woman can wear three times as much clothing as a man, and yet look twice as cool. If you neglected to invite your country cousins to spend the winter holidays with you in town, it is fool- ish to figure on getting free board all summer for your family with them in the country Dream of Wealth. lig ALL the world were water, And all the water stoc! With dividends accruing fast, We'd like to own a“ block."" ae “IT LOOKS GOOD TO ME." All Nellie can see eats Little Willie likes the is the ribbons. pole because Beibinss it's s lares stick of candy. 1 al The Sartorial Guide. i eae FOLLOWING is the day's schedule of clothes as now followed by some of the country’s best dressers: 9 to 9:30—Decide on day’s costumes. 9:30 to 10:30—Arrange for donning morn- ing costume. 10:30 to 12:30—Don morning costume. 12:30 to 2—Arrange afternoon costume for donning. 2 to 4—Array one’s self in afternoon cos- tume. 4 to 6—Arrange evening costume for wearing. 6 to 8—Insert self in evening costume. 8 to 9:30—Review to-morrow's costumes, 9:30 to 10:30—Take off evening costume. The foregoing is perhaps an arduous schedule, but some comforts must be sacri- ficed if one is to become a swell dresser. Man can live by dress alone. Several important changes in fashion are hersied for the coming ye year. It has been THE DELIGHT OF THE SEASON ts a cool mug or glass of Vans Ale find ws ae it ie gratifying. A revelation in liquid refs ing, soothing and satisfying. Cafes, Resorts, Restaurants, Saloons. CH EVANS & SONS Hudson, N. ¥. In answering rumored for some time in dress circles that King George will hereafter button only the second instead of the third button in his cut- away coats. Followers of the Sartorial Guide will be kept posted in this regard. There is said to be a movement on foot among some of the more light-spirited swell dressers to discard the olive-green necktie at afternoon teas in favor of a lighter green. Conservative dressers will do well to hesi- tate before taking up such an innovation. Be sure to secure the next number of the Guide, In it will appear a startling expo- sure of the sensational manner in which a certain clique is fostering a movement for a double crease in coat sleeves! Her Own Model. AM A MODEL wife,”’ she said Then reached up to the shelf And got some stuff of white and red With which to paint herself. Ready To Be Measured. Wheat crop—"' I'm doing my best.’” Corn erop—"So am I. We've got to counterbalance the foolishness of politi- cians.”” "Write As You Pray.” 'HE would-be humorist inclosed with a batch of jokes the following note: Dear editor—I am sending these with the prayer, ‘' Give us this day our daily bread.”” The jokes were returned. On the margin of one were written these word: Sorry you do not write as well as you pra; HE MILK of human kindness is very much condensed. please mention JUDGE. It will Points of View. ee BATHING spots are crowded now With those who would a-bathing be, And those who like to go to sea, ‘And those who like to go to see. T have a ae WANTED 3322221022 tal of one milliva doll FINANCIAL. capitalist wi rc Did She Kick? E HITCHED his wagon to a star, And then, alas! he saw, With tear-dimmed eye, the crowds pass by, For Kitty wouldn't draw. ROM shirt-sleeves to shirt-sleeves is two generations and one degeneration. The cat is sorry to say they haven't rats in their home. ream and candy frake a iteish id girl ‘asd older ones. too HARD TO PLEASE REGARDING THE MORNING cuP. “Oh, how hard it was to part with coffee! but the continued trouble with constipation and belching was such that I finally brought myself to leave it off. “Then the question was, What should we use for the morning drink? Tea was worse for us than coffee, chocolate and cocoa were soon tired of, milk was not liked very well, and hot water we could not endure. “About two years ago we struck upon Postum and have never been with- out it since, “We have seven children. Our baby, now eighteen months old, would not take milk; so we tried Postum, and found she liked it and it agreed with her perfectly. She is to-day, and has been, one of the healthiest babies in the State. “Tuse about two-thirds Postum and one-third milk and a teaspoon of sugar, - and put it into her bottle. If you could have seen her eyes sparkle and hear her say ‘Good!’ to-day when I gave it to her, you would believe me that she likes it. “If I was matron of an infants’ home, every child would be raised on Postum, Many of my friends say, ‘ You are look- ing so well!’ I reply, ‘I am well; I drink Postum. I have no more trouble with constipation, and know that I owe my good health to God and Postum.’ “*T am writing this letter because I want to tell you how much good Postum has done us, but if you knew how I shrink from publicity you would not this letter, at least not over my Read the little book, ‘‘ The Road to Wellville,”” in packages. ‘* There's a Reason."” Ever read the above letter? A mew one appears trom time to time. They are genuine, true, and fall of human interest. be appreciated.