Judge — July 2, 1910 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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mar Four Varieties of Men. Men are four: He who knows, knows he knows. He is wise—follow him. He who knows, and knows not he knows, He is asleep—wake him. He who knows not, and knows not he knows not. He is a fool—shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not. He is a child—teach him.—Arabian Proverb, and On the Move. Ascum—‘'Do you think it’s true that Skinner has bought a place for himself in society?” Wise—‘Oh, no! I'll bet he’s only leased it, for he’s liable to have to skip out at a moment's notice.’’—Catholic Times. SOWING | Something Just as Good. Bibliophile (aghast)—'' beg your pardon, madam, |but that book your little girl is playing with is an old and exceedingly rare first edition.” Caller—Ob, that’s all right, Mr. Vibbert! It will amuse her just as much as if it were nice and new.""— Chicago Tribune. Political Note. Little Eddie—‘Say, pa, do poli enemies belong to different parties?’ Pa—''No, my son; they belong todif- ferent factions of the same party.""— Chicago News. In the Sunken Submarine. “It’s too annoying that we should be stuck down here. I bought myself the most splendid tomb only last week.""— Lustige Blaetter. TO REAP. “* What will the harvest be?” REPORT FROM AFRICA. “The bunting porty has disappeared into the interior.” In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Dr. J ekyll ara Mr. Hyde At the Telephone Courteous and considerate co- | Operation is as essential at the telephone as in the office or home. In every use of the telephone system, three human factors are brought into action—one at each end, one or both anxious and prob- ably impatient, another at the cen- | tral office, an expert, at least as ‘ intelligent and reliable as the best stenographers or bookkeepers. For the time being, this central office factor is the personal servant of the other two and is entitled to the same consideration that is nat- urally given to their regular em- ployees. Perfect service depends upon the perfect co-ordinate action of all three factors—any one failing, the service suffers. This should never be forgotten. All attempts to entirely eliminate the personal factor at the central office, to make it a machine, have been unsuccessful. There are times when no mechanism, how- ever ingenious, can take the place of human intelligence. The marvelous growth of the Bell System has made the use of the telephone universal and the misuse a matter of public concern. Discourtesy on the part of tele- Phone users is only possible when they fail to realize the efficiency of the service. It will cease when they talk over the telephone as they would talk face to face. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY, ,AND_ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy One System Universal Service | What He Is In. Visitor—So your boy is in col- lege, is he, Mr. Corntossle?”” | Farmer—"I can’t 8: rowin’ crew, an’ in ther jimnay- zeeum, an’ in ther dommytory ; but whether he’s ever in ther college| is more'n I kin find out by his let- ters.""—Harper's Bazar. Cups and Saucers. Joe's wife believes in woman's rights, But Joe would still surpass her; |For when they both get in their cups, PS, Then Joe begins to sauce her. Except He Has Collateral. The trouble with credit is that when a man really needs it he can’t get it.—Detroit Free Press. Careful of Itself. | Cash buying generally thinks twice.— Washington Post. | pmsl | Now that the Chantecler craze |has taken the world by storm, will the next fashionable disease be the pip?—Hotel Register. UALITY” tf One of the Vacation Luxuries. ‘Take it along with you or purchase it from any of our Sales Agents ff Have never been equalled in Pursty Quality @ and comicbooks.com