Judge — June 25, 1910 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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5 4 ears THE DRY COLONELS. THE SALESMAN traveling in sunny Tennessee shared his last quart of Kentucky special with the throat- parched colonels in the little inn and retired for the night. Along about mid- night he became restless, and sitting on his trunk near the open window, he heard the erratic notes of a familiar song wafting upward from the yard be- low. It was the colonels draining the last few drops in his bottle and strug- gling through the chorus of ‘‘The Girl I Loved in Sunny Tennessee."’ ‘‘I could hear those darkies singing," wailed one of the colonels; and then another picked up the notes, me'’; then another, ‘‘Far across those fields of cotton’’; then the fourth, ‘My old homestead I could see."’ Then the first again, ‘‘As the moon rose in its glory"; then another, “Then I told love's sweetest story’; then a grand chorus, ‘To the girl I loved in sunny Tennessee." The young commercial man listened and chuckled softly. And then, when & he knew the last drop of the liquor was gone, he leaned out of the window and serenaded the serenaders below with the following parody : I could hear the colonels weeping, ‘As they bid fa-ewell to me. Far across the fields of cotton All was dry as dry could be. Colonels with noses as red as tulips Called in vain for rye and juleps, And I left them broken-hearted Down in sunny Tennessee. At one of the hotels in Washington several members of Congress made themselves conspicuous by calling to one another across the table, ‘‘ Will the gentleman from Maine pass me the read?" ‘* Will the gentleman from —— pass me the salt?’’ etc., ete. There was a gentleman present who was ex- ceedingly annoyed by their conversa- tion, and, turning to the waiter at the tack of his chair, he politely requested, “Will the gentleman from Africa pass me the butter? ‘The Bassett $1.00 Adder 1,000 Island | House Alexandria Bay Jefferson County New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS ‘In the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the de- lights of modern civilization are ff added in the 1,000 Island jouse No hotel of the Metropolis promdes greater living facilities or such lorurious comfort—real home comfort —as does this palatial summer retreat. An amusement every hour, or quiet complete rest is the choice of every GAL Drinking Water used in re house is filtered. @Send two | J-cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet. | O. G. STAPLES, Proprietor ©.S.CLARK HARRY PEARSON Manager Chief Clerk JUDGE 1 WHERE TO SPEND YOUR | VACATION OW MANY of the readers of Jupce are wondering where they will get the most pleasure for the least | money on their summer vacation? How many want to try a new spot this year? Isn't it well to plan your vacation a lit- tle bit yourself, when you can do so very easily with the assistance that this issue of Junce will give you? Notice some of the offers of free il. lustrated booklets and other things that you can find in Jupce. An illustrated summer book with mapof the Cat: ind list of boarding houses and hotels in thi ont picturesque and romantic mountain reso:t. | Sent free on receipt of $ cents tor postage. N.Y ‘As she bid farewell to a. laid out for you wi York Central Lines Travel Bureau, Room 60, Grand Central Terminal, New York, and tell what kind of a trip you would prefer, the number in your party, the time and money you feel | willing to spend. 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