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This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous content** rather than political satire. The main elements include: - **Philip Morris cigarettes** advertisement (left side) - **Club Cocktails** mixer advertisement - Various product ads (Remoe Gems, Hunyadi Janos laxative, Blatz beer) - A short humor section titled "Stories About People" featuring anecdotes about a Kentucky Colonel's statue and a man named Simeon Ford who shaved off his whiskers The humor is gentle and domestic rather than politically satirical—focusing on social embarrassment and personal mishaps. The Colonel Lampton statue story plays on rural/frontier character types common to period humor. Overall, this appears to be a typical Judge issue mixing light entertainment with commercial advertising.

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JUDGE [STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE| “T cannot tell how the truth may be: Tsay the tale as ‘twas fold to me,” PROPOSED STATUE TO A KENTUCKY COLONEL. J. LAMPTON, one of June's regular contributors, | has been made an aid-de-camp on the staff of Gov- ernor Willson, of Kentucky. As the only emolu- ment that goes with the lofty honor is enough ground for a grave in the State cemetery at Frankfort, Kentucky's Westminster, Colonel Lampton intends to have his real estate in that consecrated spot im- proved. He has, therefore, had James E. Kelly— a famous New York sculptor who has had sittings from forty generals, including Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Wilson, Howard, Hancock, and others, and who designed the Fitz John Porter equestrian statue at Portsmouth, N. H, the Buford statue and the Sixth New York at Gettysburg, the battle monu- ment at Monmouth, N. J., the Defenders at New Haven, and also an equestrian of Colonel Roosevelt at San Juan, and Paul Revere starting on his ride— | try his skilled and subtle sculpture-hand upon some- thing that will show up well on the green hills overlooking the capital of old Kentucky. The cut herewith represents the monument, and it is safe tosay that there will be nothing like it prancing over the blue-grass pastures of the passed. It is a work of art that needs no description, because the sculptor has made it say all that is necessary to be said. There may be nightmares in Colonel Lampton’s last sleep, but this will not be one of them. May it be a long time before a date is put upon the monument. Philip Morris Cigarettes ALWAYS 25c¢ AM BASSA DOR 35c InCorkand Pula The “The Little Brows Bos** CAMBRIDGE in boxes of ten Vacertess Cal, London, New York and Montreal. Club Cocktails Mixed to measure— penee ‘Angus was an architect of Tombstone. When they expected Mrs. | and measures up to Langtry in Tombstone, Tom was appointed to decorate the railway station and the streets. He did so, and he made a good job of it; and after the mayor had| your idea of what a congratulated him he said, realCocktail shouldbe. ““*Well, Mr. Mayor, since you like my work, introduce me to Mrs. Langtr7) he banquet, will you?” ure, I will,’ said the mayor; ‘but you must knock that spinach off your| chin first. Mrs. Langtry is a lady, and she could never stand for a rusty alfalfa field like your ‘But,’ stammered Tom, ‘but, Mr. Mayor, the king’ ‘ut down the alfalfa crop,’ the mayor interrupted, ‘and I'll introduce Vice versa,’ he added very decidedly. “So Tom removed his rich whiskers, and that night among the banqueters his white, nude chin was a conspicuous object. “But the mayor didn’t introduce him to the beautiful Mrs. Langtry, after | Hartford New York London lI. Between every course and all through the speeches Tom kept winking and nodding at his Honor, but it was to no purpose. He didn't get introduced. “And the next day, efter Mrs. Langtry was gone, the mayor, when Tom re- hed him, gave a loud laugh. Was that you,’ he roared, ‘nodding and winking all last night? didn’t recognize you, Tom, without your whiskers !"’ A MAN WHO LOST HIS WHISKERS. Simeon Ford, New York's famous after-dinner speaker, said the other day, apropos of whiskers, “T have shaved off my whiskers, and it makes me look younger. People now exe me more appreciatively than they used todo. I, unlike poor Tom Angus, Simply strain through cracked ice and serve. tan (whishey base) ore the most poplar. At all goed dealers, you, G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. By Jove, I A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE FREE. No artist has ever won more wide admiration, both from young men and young women and from persons of older years, than Penrhyn Stanlaws. 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