Judge — June 18, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ey ABET FOR BASEBALL & FANS. Judge ed weekly by the GE COMPA? 225 Fifth Avenue, New York Cir G Orrice Chicago, I Western Apv Marquette Bu n FOR THE FRAGRANT JULEP OR THE FESTIVE HIGH-BALL Entered at New York as Second-class Mai: Ma ef One year, or for all purposes of Cheer, 3 3x mont mfort, Health and Hospitality $0] piers @ 4 scriptions payab in advance by A or by express OF postal or ‘hich ure at a discount in RED" DOOIN, MANAGER OF THE PHIL NATIONALS. - , add $1.0 a year. D STANDS for Dooin, of Fi Eunortan AGENts —International News Cow e building. Chancery Lane. CL w ede TOpera, Maria: Ser 16 John fist J 1 Cen BALTIMORE RYE is best because it is © Dublia. Judge Company will be takes ¢ regular rates at any of the above offices, The contents of JeDGE are protected by copyrigt: in both the United States and Great Britain, REAL ORISTS $ BY GELETT BURGESS. —There ado AN ABSOLUTELY PURE RYE WHISKEY. nd unavailable |. We receive such material, ob. . only on condition thet we for its loss of injary return of the latt ot be guara mitted for EAR June: are so many real humorists in the land that it et a hundred to sel GE canno publishers will be under ob Promptly repc ‘any news-stand, the spas if that fact te 1 card or by letter, 10 cents per would be reat ones than the ten g is my choice, with reason: Eli Perkins, because he belongs to the old school of humorists and has quit writing. Charles Battell Loomis, because he belongs to the new school of humorists and is writing. Opie Reed, b Jucklin and refuses to let print during the life of th here's hoping Opie ma tim st. This WAL LANAMA & SUN, I well as the their wrapper. ‘essarily elapse before the change ean be made, an before the first copy of JUDGE will reach any tee subscriter. cause he created Lim im appear in author—and live a long JUDGING PEOPLE BY THEIR a CAP AND GOWN SMILES ECONOMY. Nurae—"1 cannot allow butter and jam, too, on your bread, Master Alfre It 'y extravagant, Master Alfred. It can't be extr: gant, Mary, if the same pie does for both.""—Red Hen, Olga Nethersole has b murder trial and giving her impressions of the prisoner's testimony. Now, if we could only have the prisoner's im- pressions of Olga’s actin we should have two gems of criticism. —/dler, n reporting a * HE KNEW THE KIND. Little Edward, aged four, was an only child. He was anxious for a baby sister, and was talking of it one day with a friend of the family. In the i's family was a baby girl of one The lady said, ‘Edward, you e my baby; she is pretty and dward, ‘*I don't want a nt a bran new one wif noffin on but tacum powder.""—-Red Hen, HANOVA FEMINA. The pretty maid was walking fast, Janes Whitcomb Ril showed us how the Hoosier dia in print. Finley Peter Dunne, beea us Mr, Dooley and is still g tous, Wallace Irwin, because he found the apanese schoolboy—and here's hoping the lad may soon be graduated from his school. Strickland Wordsworth Gillilan cause he gave us ‘Off ag’in, on ag'in, gone ag’in,’’ and a string of others just as good. Jobn he gave ¢ him Kendrick Bangs, because he quet floor estabist ment. 3 And when she through our midst had puitt “The Houseboat on the River Smith had just finished his fifth cup | passed Styx,"’ and writes other stuff that of coffee when the landlady remarked, We watched her longer than we ought. sticks, “Mr, Smith, you must be very fond of Of one thing only had we thought— John Trotwood Moore, because he Ma coffee?" Excelsior! wrote ‘The Bishop of Cottontown’? and last?” “It would seem so,"" he replied, Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern. — Uncle Wash darky stories. 4 “when Iam willing to ah k so much te William Jokesmith Burtscher, be- -—————-—-—= ———— book. water to get such a little taste? His hand neared hers, he whispered low, cause he hasn't done much yet, but is nel! Widow, She heaved a little sigh atit. Yours optimistically BEAUTIFUL DRAWINGS ste And gently put her hand in his Wiuuast J. Bur “You are ringing wet,” said the ut- ‘Fares, please!" she'd heard him — Ruskin, Tenn. GRATIS ter idiot to the town clerk, as the lat- cr . : Ile ter pulled the bell cord to announce that —Stanford University Chaparral. THE OMISSIONS. With every order for our Illus- prohibition had lost again.—University — E J I detignicd % trated Catalogue of Pictures by of Wisconsin Sphins, ae . “DITOR JupGe—T am de-lighted to famous artists we send without y Once upon a midnight dreary, notice that JuncE has seen fit to ‘‘call h drawing by Peay: «* Sat a freshman, meek and weary, Mr. Burgess upon his list of ‘real’ Charge a drawing Dy feni { I played Love like a game of cards, In a dream, American humorists. I think he has | Stanlaws. Send 10 cents for And I won ‘Hearts,’ for | was fair. In his hand a letter cheery, left out some of the real ones, and I | catalogue to But, oh! U played for scores alone, “You are on probation, deary," would like to submit them to you con- | Lestie-Judge Co, 225 Fifth Avenve And now I'm playing —Solitaire. From the dean, fidentially, as follo NEW YORK CITY —Cornell Widow, —Harrard Lampoon, Henry James, Dr. Frederick A. Cook, William Jennings Bryan, Carrie Nation, a and Richmond Pearson Hobson. as eae Sincerely MUSKOKA THE BEAUTIFUL 9 you know the place? If not, your pleat CURES Ted—"I see they are cutting down | ma, trees by the thousands and converting eT De Fd Tomes ber 1 sei HEADACHES eat ar agree ool GET MARRIED — ne = Ned—''It's about time something was abie people from all sections, rich , *% | "rotestants, Catholics, et: 4 104,254.50% & $199 Bottles., _ done to preserve the forests." Protertants, Cates StH bt In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com