Judge, 1910-06-11 · page 14 of 16
Judge — June 11, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** with brief satirical items. The main content consists of: **"A Misnomer"** and **"Singular Fact"**: Short humor pieces mocking professional jargon—dentists calling offices "Parlors" instead of "Drawing Rooms," and an absurd "scientific" claim that one-eyed people always lose the left eye. **"A Suggested Precaution"**: A cartoon referencing President Theodore Roosevelt's visit to London, showing four women in large hats. The humor likely plays on security concerns or social etiquette around a presidential visit, though the specific joke is unclear from context. The page is dominated by advertisements for **Philip Morris cigarettes**, **W.L. Douglas shoes**, **Abbott's Bitters**, **Sunny Brook whiskey**, and **Union Pacific Railroad** promoting Yellowstone tourism. The satirical content is minimal—mostly light wordplay rather than political commentary. This reflects Judge's character as a general-interest humor magazine mixing satire with commercial advertising.
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