Judge — June 4, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Universal service as typified by the Bell System today the result of thirty years of unceasing endeavor. The equipment for this ser- vice includes ten million miles of wire, more than twenty-five thousand miles of under- ground conduit, buildings enough to house a city of people, thousands of switch- boards with millions of tiny electric lights and billions of miles of fine copper threads — over five million telephones in datly use. Is JUDGE This great development has been made possible only by sound financing and proper provision for maintenance and reconstruction; while fair profits and substantial security have won the confidence of conservative investors. Espe- cially when considered with the fact that the value of Bell properties exceeds the out- standing capital. The Bell System was so wisely planned and soundly constructed that it has kept pace with the constantly in- | creasing demands of a Nation. Twenty miilion connections made daily show the usefulness of the Bell service. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY Who married a Frost, and then a Thaw, AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, By James Montgomery Flagg. Copyright, 1909, by Judge Co. THE HYPNOTIST “NOW YOU BOTH RELIEVE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EACH OTHER.” Photogravure in sepia, 15x18 ONE DOLLAR One System, Universal Service. EVER BEEN HYPNOTIZED ? AN ACCEPTABLE GAGEMENT GIFT TO THE LARGE ARMY OF HYPNOTIZED YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN. «& OTHER PRINTS ON MANY SUBJECTS SHOWN IN OUR ART CATALOG, SENT FOR TEN CENTS. # #& @ LESLIE - JUDGE COMPANY 225 Fifth Avenue New York | WHEN TEDDY COMES SAILING HOME HHESE are ‘‘strenuous'’ days in Junce's office. ‘*His Honor’’ is get- ting out for next week a special number in honor of the return of the Hon. Theo- dore Roosevelt. Probably no other pub- lication will do such a thing. Jupce is very much afraid that the daily press will not give enough space to the event. Mr. Roosevelt needs an introduction to the American people, and Jupce pro- poses to give it. When you meet Teddy, tell him that you saw his picture on the cover of the Jui In the language of the advertising manager, the favor will be appreciated. Any newsdealer will be *‘ de-lighted '’ to furnish you with a copy of this Jupce for ten cents, SPORTING EXPRESSION. “Taking the count."” FAMILY TREE, PT, CARDOZE THE % E family tree of Snow was tall; It sprang from a Winter, firat of i Which meant, of course, more Snows: in-law. Father Snow, who bossed the clan, Was quite a slipp’ry sort of man; While Mother Snow, with temper warm, Around the house would often storm. Auntie Snow in slang would gush; Her favorite saying was, ‘Oh, slush!’? While Uncle Snow profanely cussed Whenever he had on a crust. Grandpa Snow, the financi Clipped gilt-edged coupons y As trust promoter he had rank: He organized the first Snow bank. But stocks went down, and he on top— They called the deal the big Snow drop; And many said there was no doubt But that old Snow was frozen out. WHITE ROCK WATER DESCRIBED. TO NEGROES were looking in at! the display of preserves, canned foods, and bottles of wine in the win- dow of a large grocery store. “Say, Jock," said one, ‘*did yo" ever taste any o” dat White Rock water?” “Ya-as,”’ replied the other; “I done taste some to a party once.”” “Wha! does’t taste like?”” “Tastes like yo’ foot’s asleep.” ASK ron iT atxHe Cus, on Burrer INSISTON “Buarz Natural Laxative Water Recommended by Physicians Refuse Substitutes Best remedy for CONSTIPAT AY ALL ORUccISTS Clean Smell” which distinguishes it ithrome: ordinai The odor of LIFE: JUOY associates itself § ae utter clean-ness and) wholesomeness. For Toilet Bath and Shampoo Lifebuoy is the most satisfactory lim @ Pinch, use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. | Remon Sew Care 1tON At Your Grocers In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com