Judge, 1910-05-21 · page 2 of 16
Judge — May 21, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with minimal editorial content**. The main cartoon depicts a crowded streetcar labeled "1912," illustrating the caption "ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE." This appears to reference the **1912 U.S. presidential election**, likely satirizing the crowded field of candidates or the competitive political landscape of that year. The text section "America's Ten Humorists?" lists prominent figures including Peter Dunne and others, seemingly a lighthearted ranking of contemporary comedians and satirists. The bulk of the page features period advertisements for **Philip Morris Cigarettes, Cook's Champagne, Lifebuoy Soap, Blatz Beer, and other consumer products**—typical commercial content that subsidized the magazine. The editorial satire is minimal here; the publication functions primarily as an advertising vehicle.
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“To know what you’re missing— try them. AMBASSADOR the after-dinner alze CAMBRIDGE in f ten In Cork and Plain Tips “' The Little Brown Box"* Philip Morris Cigarettes | Factories: Cairo, London, New York and Montreal ) COOK'S IMPERIAL EXTRA DRY CHAMPAGNE | eli UD | soap that does double duty — the soap which cleans and disinfects {| at the same time. 1p is the health soap of the hands, It prevents the rough. ening of the cuticle and (i | EE VER BROS. CO, Cannbentige, Mays JUDGE LOVERS, TAKE NOTICE! 'HE Spoon Number of Jupce (Dedi- cated to Lovers) will be issued next week. All the world is said to love a lover, and hence this number is sure to be warmly welcomed with open arms. A most appropriate for this time of the year, when young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.’” In the Spoon Number will be found “Love's Menu," in which all the items of a lovefeast are given. There is a bit of verse, delicately senti- mental, on ‘‘Kisses,’’ written as Shelley would write it now. Espe- cially fitting to the number are the lyrical verses on ‘The Great Horn Spoon."* ‘ Gay Broadwa: remind one of a Kipling masterpiece when it tells of the road to gay Broadway, Where there's fun both night an’ day. The firm of Cupid & Co. (Unlimited) will render a bill in this issue to Mr. Spooney Lover, Debtor, for the items sent to ‘‘ Miss Dear Girl."’ The title of * will surely | the cover design is ‘* Which Hand Wins?" Incidentally Jupce does not mind telling that the hand that wins on the parlor sofa is the one that takes along the Spoon Number. Cupid de- sires ‘ His Honor” to say that the issue next week has been adopted as his official publication for 1910. Avoid unscrupu- lous dealers and take no imitations. AMERICA’S TEN HUMORISTS ? N A RECENT lecture on ** American Humor,” at Columbia University» Gelett Burgess declared that there are “* just ten real humorists in this coun- try."" This is his list: Peter Dunne, George Ade, Oliver Herford, Charles Battell Loomis, Wallace Irwin, Ellis Parker Butler, Irvin S. Cobb, Marshall P. Wilder, Simeon Ford, and Carolyn Wells. Jupe readers wonders how many ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE. would have made just this selection. Are there just ten? If so, are they the ten given above? What list would you select? What additions or corrections would you make? JupcE would be glad to have your opinion on this subject. The best of the replies will be published at an early date. Possibly “ His Honor" may have something to say on the subject at that time. Send your opinion to the editor. Hunyadi Janos Natural Laxative Water Quickly Relieves: Biliousness, Sick Headache, Stomach Disorders, and CONSTIPATION AT ALL onuccisTs zl HALF THE COST OF Of the Six Ameri- JUDGE'S BARGAIN COUNTER. i ape half million readers of JupcEe who laugh at its jokes and enjoy its funny pictures every week get some- thing more substantial out of it if they read the advertisements. Every issue opens a bargain counter. In these days the advertiser who has a good thing to offer reaches the public most conveni- ently through popular publications that go into the households, the libraries, and the shops. Note, for instance, some of the attractive offers in this issue, as follows, Just send a postal. A Free Trial package of Allen's Foot Ease. Ad- dress Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. You can order a Douglas shoe by mail. Send for a free catalogue telling you how todoit. Address W. L. Douglas, Brockton, Mass. Peary says it will soon b be worse than simple. simple matter to go to the North Pole. It will be foolish—aye, even idiotic. Western was the Only OneAwarded the Gold Medal at Paris Exposition, 1900. Nothing nicer for a shampoo than Packer's Tar Soap. Every druggist keeps it. Five cents buys a cake of Lifebuoy Soap; keeps the hands soft; delightful for the bath and toilet. | Ask your grocer for it. For sick headaches and bitiousness with almost immediate relief, try Hunyadi Janos Water. Every druggist keeps If you want a patent, send for the free books with hints to inventors, Address Greeley & Melntire, Patent Attorneys, Washington, D. C. Your Grocer or Can Supply You Sold Everywhere Pleasant Valley Wine Co. Rheims, N. Y. Oldest and Larvet Champagne Howse in America These are but a few of the many an- nouncements in the current issue of Look them all over. You will 8 find something in the advertise- ments that will attract your attention, and bear in mind that every advertiser in JupcE offers goods of the first quality and at the most reasonable prices. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos, 82, 24 and 9 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York. ALL KINDS OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER It will In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.