Judge, 1910-05-14 · page 2 of 16
Judge — May 14, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertisements** interspersed with light editorial content. The main satirical piece is "The Third Degree," a short story about a mother-in-law joke scenario, which Judge notes is "as old as the mother-in-law joke—BUT it is always new." The editorial poem "The Question" debates **women's suffrage**, arguing that women deserve voting rights equal to men's. It counters the anti-suffrage argument that women shouldn't vote because they lack political understanding—pointing out women already participate in civic life and social responsibility. The page reflects early 20th-century debates over women's voting rights, likely from before the 19th Amendment (1920). The poem advocates for expanding democratic participation to women, positioning suffrage as a logical extension of women's existing social contributions.
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