Judge — May 7, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The Always-on-Duty Telephone Your Bell Telephone is on duty 1440 minutes every day. So is the telephone exchange; so are the toll lines which rad- iate through the neighboring communities; so are the long distance lines which connect you with far-away cities and other radiating systems. The whole Bell System is on duty 1440 minutes a day—and if any of these minutes are not used, their earning power is irrevocably lost. Like the Police Force or the Fire Department, the telephone is not always working—but it is always on duty and always costing money. But you would not be satisfied with the fire department if your burning house had to take itsturn; nor with the police force if you had to wait in line to receive protection. You want service at once. That is exactly what the Bell System endeavors to give you —immediate attention, instan- taneous service. Itstrives to be always ready to receive your call at any point, and connect you with any other point— without postponement or delay. It would be much cheaper if telephone customers would be content to stand in line, or if their communications could be iled up to be sent during slack ours; or if the demand was so distributedas to keep the whole system comfortably busy for 1440 consecutive minutes a day. But the public needs imme- diate and universal service and the Bell System meets the public’s requirements. land. Me Grand Rapids, Mie. ae is tn ‘one leading AD dealera or by mail, Se, Rubbercovered Bolste, 18 ih Pistol, $Sc, Money order of U.S. stamps. No: Parker Stearns 6 Gas Sbetteld Aves Dept, Biya, HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos 2, 34 and 36 Bleecker Branch Warehouse, 29 Beckman Street, N ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO GET MARRIED—Weiisewonts of marriare: able people from all sections, rich. poor 2. young. Protes fied pealed tanta, Cathet GUNNELS. Toledo, Obi. | Manebester. 8. HL ¥. For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 30 yean. At the following Keeley Institutes: White Plain 8 Y. Pittaburg. Pa, 4246 FIED Ave, Providence, 1 Winnipeg. Manitoba. London. England. Recommended by Physicians Refuse Substitutes Best remedy for CONSTIPA AT Aut onuc, GEORGE WILTSE, OF THE “GIANTS.” Bet when they form a battery, Their work is mighty kes. JUDGE'S WIDE APPEAL. THE, proof of the pudding is how well people like it. The same logic ap- plies to a pablice- tion. Jupce has tion of any paper in itsclass. Youdon't have to look at the date line to see whether you have the latest issue, Ju appeals to every member of the CAMBRIDGEDS5¢ A family, from the gray-haired grand-| is bores of ten the father down to the little tot with no hair at all. In ‘What Our Grand- fathers Smiled Over’? will be found many of the funniest things that have _ appeared in the humorous papers of yes- terday. It is a department in which old age may live the past over again in an Indian summer of the heart. THE BASEBALL GIRL. want to see the baby smile, show it the colored pages of Jupce. | Not long ago a woman wrote that the | best thing about Jupce was the fact that it kept her husband in good humor when she was late with the supper—in fact, it put him into better humor than when he got home. A word to wise women should be sufficient. Subscribe for June The cleverest kind of paro- dies on the helpful department of magazines will be found in 3 ‘Woman's Department,” ed- ited by Hik Hok. Men, young and old, have found in Jupce's cartoons the best mirror of na- tional politics. The opinions of ‘* His are unwarped by prejudice and In Cap and Gown Smiles” is a depart- ment in which Jupce prints the funniest | things of collegiate contemporaries. While appealing more directly to the college boy and the college girl, it is equally popular with other readers who side of a college. LOMBARD BAMBINA CO. 113 Monroe St, Lynn, Mase. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. it will be apprecisted. Pactories: Cairo, Loo. If you Philip Morris the largest eireule:| onic! Cigarettes ALWAYS Ta Cork and Plai “The Little Brows Box jew York and Montreal, At only half the price soap that does double duty — the soap which cleans and disinfects at the same time. 1p is the health soap of the hands, It prevents the rou ening of the cuticle J EEVER BROS. CO, Cambridge, Mass comicbooks.com