Judge — April 30, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Ww. L. DOUGLAS $3.00, $3.50, $4.00 & SE 00 tae = SHOES sheers, W. L. Douglas shoes are worn by HALF THE COST OF IMPORTED a Of the Six Ameri- can Champagnes Exhibited, Great Western was the Only OneAwarded the Gold Medal at Paris Exposition, 1900. JUDGE'S METILLDA JOOST, BALLET OF JEWELS, AT THE NEW YORK HIPPODROME. Your smile is like the sunshine ‘That brings the first spring day. | f “Teannot tell hoe the truth may It gleams across our wintry hearts ‘And chases gloom away. Teay the tale as “twas told to A SURE CURE. What Our Grandfathers Smiled Over r When the late Justice Brewer was on the , Leavenworth circuit as a criminal judge, he HOW:T HE HONEY:GOES: | had no patience with the pleas of hypno- ‘ : 5 ism and such newfangled notions that then Hom goes cremeney etl Fis gj’ were coming to the fore. A man was once It goes for rent and water fetes bcing tried before him for shoplifting. A For bread and butter coal and grates aid he thought the prisoner had kleptomania. Hats: cans and carpets, boone art hose. 1 ume, judge,"” he added, ‘‘you know what kleptomania is, eh?"’ » caps pets, hoops s,"’ said the judge, “Ido. It is a disease that I am sent here to cure.” And that’s the way the money goes! ee ONE ON THE M.D.'S BY A DOCTOR. | = MAKE IT “ WRITE" NEXT TIME. How goes the money? Nay, te , A Your Grocer or Deater | | Don't everybody know the way? The Rev. Dr. Patton, formerly presi-| Jupce has heard this anecdote about Can Supply You dent of Princeton College, was the a large number of people, but never be- It goes for bonnets, coats and capes, k Silks, satins, muslins, velvets, crapes, Preacher of the day at the Marble -Col- | fore about Uncle Joe. Shawls, ribbons, furs'and furbelowe.. legiate Church, Fifth Avenue and| When Uncle Joe Cannon was going Plessaat (alley |And that’s the way the money goes! TWenty-ninth Street, New York. He down the Mississippi River with Presi- ine Co. " spoke on ‘‘Faith.’” dent Taft last fall, 4 How goes the money? Sure, By way of illus- : he went to a hotel wish the ways were something fewer; tration, he cited the € y ata river int for Rbakeass N..¥, I wish the way! hing fo tration, he cited th iver point fi Older and farget | It goes for wages, taxes, debts, e of the client dinner, The waiter = | It goes for presents, goes for bets, who puts himself at a handed Uncle Joe For paints, pomade and ean-de-rose— the mercy of his S the menu card. The | And that's the way the money goes! —_ lawyer in preparing x Speaker pushed it y i -N an action for trial, away and said, ARR low goes the money? Now, and the confidence “Now, George, I NS I've scarce begun to mention how; of the sick in in- don’t want to both- It goes for laces, feathers, rings, trusting themselves \ 4 er withthat. Take Toys, dolls and other baby things, to the family physi- J it away and go out Whips, whistles, candies, bells and cian, \ x and get me a nice |, bows— “A case of blind j dinner. Bring me And that’s the way the money goes! — faith,” said the p a dinner, That's Rev. Dr. Patton. \ all. The best you've How goes the money? Come, : ‘ Te didn’ “The doctor writes : got.” I know it didn't go for rum; : ; It goes for schools and Sabbath chimes, Out ® prescription, ; front oa ane It goes for charity sometimes, nd 4 For missions and such things as those— You cannot read it; Y Bey ane Uncle 390 2 ‘ : you don’t know ate As the o2tceo¥} | And that’s the way the money goes! foe. He tall Mo P 2 3 Speak , weir eg “Leslie's Budget of Fen. ke Teo ee NS at ings the walter weiry Co. 409 N.. aBte : Mirrors nowadays are very faulty, They don't IMB, the SO Eo $09 So Sway St tee) | How goes the money? There, “*Yours not to make such nice mirrors as they used to _—-aid, ‘‘Mistuh Can- HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS I'm out of patience, I declare peason why, yous when I was young.” on af any of yo" PA It goes for plays and diamond pins, ut todo and die.’ ’ : : riends up there at EER WAREHOUSE Lp F It is not certain whether or not the | Danville what cain’t read neither comes Noa. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street For public alms and private sins, i e Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York. | For hollow shams and silly shows— Rev. Dr. Patton knew what he was say- down this way, you jist send ’em to ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER | And that's the way the money goes! ing, but there was no mistaking the George, an’ I'll take care of ‘em all i 20 will send you ripple throughout the congregation. _right."” alle; ings which F 7 spoear about you, your friends, or any tubject of | ¢,/he, Popularity of Abbott's Bitters as a tonic is hich you may want to be “up to date.” Every * aan Eesgparer nd periodical of importance in the Uni- | * tates and Europe is searched. Terma. $5.00 for! Did the man who plowed the sea and © yore ™Y Rowen, 10-2 West 280 ateerward planted his feet on his native ——____| soil ever harvest the crop? J VV HARPER HUDSON’S BAY CO. 1272/2" + = > ial Mixtate Smoking Tobacco” tend 40 cents Mary Johnson is my name, 2 ‘end Yous post pla fal bwo ounce | And single is my station, KENTUCKY WHISKEY AKEM & McLAUGHLIN, Ine., U. $. 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