Judge — April 23, 1910 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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DIDN'T LOSE HER A young man was tim- idly courting a pretty girl. One afternoon, in the gar- den, he scraped up courage enough to ask in a trem. ulous whisper for a kiss, “A kiss!’ she said. ‘You ask me for a kiss? Now, applied to the hand a kiss signifies respect. On the forehead it denotes friendship. Upon the lips it denotes all things—or nothing. She paused pensively, then went on: ‘You may, since you wish it, kiss me. You may express yourself in one kiss. Pro- ceed,"” The timid young man, red and con- fused, pondered. ‘*I mustn't lose her! he muttered to himself. shall I kiss her His meditations were interrupted by a pretty whistle. It was his divinity her red mouth puckered into the shap of a rosebud, her hat pulled down her 4, hiding her forehead pletely, and her hands were thrust up te the wrists in the pockets of her jacket! —Anawers, PHILOSOPHY. If this old world Is a fleeting show, It's the best old circus I want to know! So give me a ticket And let ‘er g —Atlanta Constitution, NO MORE SUFFERING. “Shadbolt, that note of mine matured some time since, didn’t it?” “Matured?” Great Scott, Dinguss, that note of yours died of old age long, long ago."" ago Tribune, LAUDER ON THE LINKS. (ALLEGRO. ) I love my brassie, My bonnie bulger bras- | sie. It's the finest club that ever yet was seen. Over ev'ry bunker sailing, With energy unfailing, It lands my Dunlop deftly on the green. I love my brassie When the lie is not too grassy Or obstructed by the bushes of the whin, And escaping altogether From the pitfall of the heather, I find my ball is lying by the pin. (PE ROSO.) I loathe my brassi For I'm not a Braid or Massy— My handicaps a very bad eigkteen— And I whack the purple heather For hours and hours together, Without ever getting nearer to the green. 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