Judge — April 16, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE PESAAAAAS OR ERAAESOSEEESESSESSOS SESS ERE EESESEESE SSE SES ‘ $ 2 Always $ WHAT OUR GRANDFATHERS SMILED OVER $ the Same Seees osssessesovssvesssssssessesevessoossseeesse Good Old & John Hole was certainly a lazy per-/ward and forward, are the same:/whether ‘‘kiss" was a common or a son, Whenever he wrote his name, he ‘*Name no one man." proper noun. simply used the letter J and then ate The girl, blushing deeply, with hesi- punched a hole through the paper. A. reporter, in describing a meeting tation replied, ote of a total abstinence society, said that, ‘‘It is both common and proper."” “Why are jokes like nuts?"* “‘they had a most harmonious and profit: | a “Because the dryer they are the bet-| able session, and retired from the hall| Douglas Jerrold calls woman's army ter they crack.” full of the best of spirits."” “the serpents that wind about a man's . | “et neck, killing his best resolutions.”” “Oh, she was a jewel of a wife!’"| A sentimental young man thus feel-| The “oldest inhabitant’ says he says Pat, mourning over the loss of his ingly expresses himself: ‘Even as doesn’t object ‘to them kind of ser- |better half, ‘She always struck me|Nature benevolently guards the rose | pents.”” | with the soft end of the mop.”” with thorns, so does she endow women | — ae with pins.” |__ ‘How did you get rid of that trouble- Though men boast of holding the ee some lover of yours, Carrie?” |reins, the women generally tell them A bachelor, seeing the words, “‘Fami-|~ ‘I married him’ and. haven't been | which way they must drive. lies Supplied,” over the door of a shop, | troubled with his attentions since.’* ah slipped in and said he would take a Roe The press, the pulpit, and the petti- wife and two children. It does not follow that Rome was coats—the three ruling powers of the . built in the night because it wasn’t |day. The first spreads knowledge, the An eloquent speaker is like a river—_ built in a day. |second spreads morals, and the last. greatest at its mouth. | spreads considerably. Foot notes—dance music, ote A young lady at a school, engaged in 2 | The following words, if spelt back-.the study of grammar, was asked | yAactmapoonful pt Abtotts Bitters in sweetened pee") |N@IPENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD SPECIAL FEATURES OF THE MODERN “LIMITED” A man in middle age said the other day: “My great-grandmother moved from Virginia to Kentucky behind her husband Only $3.60 ees l] on the back of a horse.” . Size 4427 Inches, Mastrated ny Y * Counting generations, that is not so long 226 COMPLETE STORIES and fi ago in the world’s history, yet if those dar- PEARSON’ ONE Z"\ ing migrators could return to this mundane YEAR sphere and see the luxuries of travel to-day, THE BEST BOOK VALUE their eyes would bulge with wonder. EVER OFFERED snip EPRESS PREPAID. win’ octal evi sce, TEN, The Pennsylvania Railroad's “‘limited ” amination, $2.69 collect. ‘It not satisfied, your $1.00 re- = trains, on which all these modern conven- SERA EDs PEARS Se Peeee crvees Me te 5 iences originated, best exemplify the ease, — ff comfort, and luxury of contemporancous travel. i : I Heda 2 For women passengers, especially those S : i accompanied by children, there is an expe- = |i : rienced and intelligent Ladies’ Maid and Manicurist. The busy man may continue his corre- spondence with the aid of the Stenographer; = and he may keep in touch with the world Advertising Edition. Write at once, of finance and business through the Stock PEARSON'S MAGAZINE, 438 E. 24th St, New York City. me y Quotations and the Daily Papers. For the particular man there is the : : Morning Bath, and the Barber, who will Pimples, Sallow i also press clothing. Manicure service is Complexion, ete! also available. Nervousness, itis. For all who enjoy them, there are Libra- Bad Blood, etc., ##3"",2 ries of standard literature and the latest Can Be Cured. : Sa issues of Monthly and Weekly Periodicals. Mirus, “ostazt jon the 9 The features of the Parlor-Smoking Car appeal especially to the men, while the open parlor of the Observation Car is a library and social exchange. The Dining Car with its dainty appointments and satisfying service invites appetite. GET MARRIED — Sarno cape wnat YW EVERY CONVENIENCE OF HOTEL OR CLUB rertiserments of marriage- pevple from all sectio nts, Catholies, et B. F. GU: In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com