Judge — April 9, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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7 4 7 f\ F&r — BETS PR Ee pesesensasaaacaeoa, : { WHAT OUR : 3 FOOT IO TOD: These smiles are reprinted from old issuce at least fifty years old. that many a go Wack fo be ylad to recive hich it app ared must be given A LITERARY LIE. Reader, this story is true, but its and dates and places are all A newly married couple went to Ni agara on a visit. The gentleman, in order to convince his dear that he was s brave as he was gallant, resolved to down into the Cave of the Winds. of course, objected, but, finding was determined, affectionately ted him to leave his pocketbook atch behind. A man, having hurt his forehead, was advised to rub it with brandy. Some fter, being asked if he had done answered, tried it several times, but can the glass higher than my that requi and A REASON FOR BEING THANKFUL I'm taking poor papah home. glad that he doesn't She He—"* Well, be ought to be Dear Laura, when you were a flirting young miss And I was your dutiful swain, Your smiles could exalt to the summit of bliss, Your frowns would o’erwhelm me with pain, You were dear to me then, now you're my wife, It is strange the fond tie should be _ nearer— For when I am paying your bills, on my life, You seem to get dearer and dearer. ry love, but, farmer, you told us your place sood place for hunting; now we ‘ramped it for three hours, and no game."* st so. I calculate, as a general £, the less game there is, the more a have.” ry Rulletin lays down a number of f action in case of one’s clothes ~ fire, and concludes by recom- ing any lady who should unfortu- find herself enveloped in the of her burning garments to as cool as possible.”” ! Gb is of the opinion the by, provided that neither ts x by stored azcay tn publications that La such jokes and xeul pa. te must be at least fifty years ANDFATHERS SMILED OVER PVVVV VOT SSSI OOTSS ank Leslie's Budget of Fun. Each one is like wend picces of furnitur>, ine onstant use. dence feels been yellow in attic and fir all that ave found old and the name ans du’ of the publication in a WHAT vo The’abave entane, ‘whiten ceauta bel studied and practiced by all, we saw posted in one of the windows of a store | the other day, That no one may lose the meaning of it, we give the explana- tion: ‘*Hand over what you owe."’ * “Why are young ladies at the break- ing up of a party like arrows? “Because they can't go off without a| bow, and are in aquiver till they get ‘one."” o Why talk about not sleeping a wink, when people in their sleep never wink? Py “That's a flame of mine, bellows to the fice. ** said the 7 ae 'WENTY thousand trained nurses use Kingsford’s.— For Custards, Blarc Mange, Charlotte Russe znd the little dainties an invalid needs they say that not! g can take the place of Kingsford’s Corn Starch On the home table there is always a welcome for these light, digestible desserts. How to make them told in our re- markable little Cook Book FF, over 160 recipes. It is free: send for it today. T. KINGSFORD & SON, Oswego, N. Y. NATIONAL STARCH CO., Successors Hotel Statler BUFFALO, N. Y. “THE COMPLETE HOTEL” Appeals to the man traveling with his family because— Every room has its own private bath, Fil He doesn’t feel like himself." Pier lover of a good cocktail should insist that t's Bitters be used in making it; insures your gesting te vary beak | An old washerwoman used to hang her clothes to dry on the railings of the church, and after repeated prohibitions from the church warden, she at last came out with the following burst of eloquence: “Bless ye, sir, ye wouldn't a-go an’ take the bread out of my mouth, would ye? ‘Sides, sir, cleanliness comes next to godliness, the parson says. a ‘If Iam not home from the party to- night at ten o’clock,”’ said a husband to his better and bigger half, ‘don’t wait for me.”” “That I won’t,”’ said the lady signifi- cantly; “I won’t wait, but I'll come for you.” He was home at. ten. s If a woman could talk out of the two corners of her mouth at the same time, there would be a good deal said on both sides. | s A country dentist advertises that he will “‘spare no pains’? to render bis operations complete and satisfactory. | LAUGH WITH i\Sis Hopkins ||| =HeR OWN BOOK —= April Number | 10c—AT ALL NEWS-STANDS—10c :CORATE. YOUR artists—ten cents will to you. @ Leslie-Judge Company, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York. Rates more reasonable than usually charged at houses of its class. better anywhere at any price. 300 BATHS ice water in all rooms.” Plea — $1.50 per Dey Up Best restaurant and cate service in thecity. HOME with pictures by famous bring complete illustrated catalogue Fi N EST BEER EVER | BREWED REMEMBER Ask for tt at the e. In answering auvertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com