Judge — April 2, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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BY WAY OF COMMENT. THE PLEA OF THE SPRING POET. Y HONORED friend, the Editor (The tion in his savage den; The Judge of writers, hundredscore; The light that guides affairs of men) : Remember, as I grow more old, "Tis due me you respect my fads. Oh, then, forgive this pleading bold- Don't put my stufamong the “ads” A A poet I aspire to be; My hair is short, but it will grow. Ere long no four-in-hand you'll see; For office-boys are snippy lads. I send a few—but mark this well— Don't put my stuff ame mg the ads" } EFFICIENT MINUTE We have speeded up our ships and railways; we have made rapid transit more and more rapid; we have developed a mile a minute in the air and much faster in an automobile. But the Bell Telephone is quick- est of all. It is instantaneous. No weeks or days or minutes wasted in waiting for somebody to go and come; no waiting for an answer. It is the most effective agency for making minutes more useful, more efficient. Bell Long Distance Telephone service not only AS In almost every field of work | ve men are accomplishing more in less time with the Bell Telephone than they could without it. They can talk with more people, near | and far; they can keep the run of more details; they can buy or sell more goods, and to better advan- | _ ~ tage; they can be active in more AN 4 affairs. The Bell Telephone has placed anew and higher value upon the minute —for everybody. It has | done this by means of One Policy, One System,and Universal Service, 7 JACK ASHORE. ‘ou are never satisfied, Jack ou go to ses you're homesick, and when you come home you 're seasick.”” London Punch gives an added value to a man’s minutes— it accomplishes business results which would be absolutely impossible without it. Telephone is the Center of the System. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES soap but costs nomore LIFEBUOY SOA. soap for the akin becau and cisinfects at the same time. Ite use gives sterilized clean- only perfect cleanness, LIFEBUOY is the best soap made for Toilet,Bath and Shampoo I dentors the germe ius a toca while removing the det Gn you ean ace. LIFEBUOY AT YOUR GROCERS xy Co. LF MASS. Lever Bros. CAMBRIDGE WITHCUT THANKS TO “JUDGE.” We dislike to crab Assemblyman Jimmy Oliver's stuff, but the verses he recited in the house at Albany yester- i “The Absentee,” ap- said, ‘When and Mr. Oliver hen Goldberg is ning Mail, Every Bell The June Champ Clark simply substituted, awa York EAR Jupcr— I'ma new reader of your humor— Sorry I did not subscribe sooner. You give us grins from S. E. Kiser, And I think nothing could be wiser. You give us smiles from C. B, Loomis, And I'm glad that for him room is. You give us laughs from S. W. Gillilan, And I am perfectly willilan. I see the name of F. P. Pitzer— Much of his is splendid wit, sir. Also the name of John K. Bangs, sir— ish from his pen all you can, sir. , Idon’t think it would hurt, sir, If you would admit William J. Burtscher. Tenn, Pears’ white hands, skin and imparts ness to the comple A cake of Pea cake of comfort. Judge's Library Epitor Jupce—Without ennui, with- April Number out the interruption of a single yawn, I ‘eALL NEWS! NEWSDEALERS—10c read every word of the Waste-Basket Number—even the poetry. Very respectfully yours, Harvey SHAWMEKER, Kansas City, Mo. Ruskin, NO YAWNS IN IT. FOR g MEN. MEN OF BRAINS IGARS, “MADE AT KEY west “HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS |e SAY PAPER steiaeticcgrsenet | A STRANGE BREED. Y,"’ started Johnny to his father, ‘what do you know about horses?”* “Son, why do you ask?”” “* What 's a globe trotter?”” Nos, $2.34 and 96 Bleecker Street Branch Wa: 20 Beekman Street. New York. aL une 6 OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER \ In answering ativertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. ry | Sia de Philip Morris Cigarettes Among tne thou. sands of converts,a backslider has neverbeenknown, CAMBRIDGE 95, in boxes of tea Tn Cork and Plain Tips The tte Bs ke and Wizard Repeating LIQUID PISTOL ita the ment sos dor Cot ae) elthoat pet Ferfectiy aafe'o carry ‘without ‘ararrof Icakage. Fire and rechare™s Dy pall L fidges teasireds "Over 6 show in Soe loaeags AD lealere, or,ty mall, Ste, Rubbercevered Helter, te th Pistol, Sc, Money-order of U. S. stamps. No coins, Satter Stares b Cas th Shed Ave; DepeE, BLA NY, DRAMATIC numaer ¢ JUDGE Will be issued April 16th WATCH FOR IT | ROMEIKE’ S Street KA the Same (| = Good Old & comicbooks.com