Judge — April 2, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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NATURAL DEDUCTION. Mabel, aged three, taken to the butcher shop for the first time, gazed in horror at the sawdust on the floor. “Pa,’? she whispered, uffalo Express. “does he butcher dolls?"" A READY ANSWER. “Who can mention one leading fact stles?”” asked the Sunday , looking over the class. Johnny’s hand went up. “Well, Johnny?” ey were the wives of the Apos IT SURELY DO. e Josh—‘Don't it say in the Declaration that a just government de- rives its power from the consent of the governed?" Uncle Silas—*Yes; and it do beat everything what the governed will con- sent to.""—Brooklyn Life. OF FORETHOUGHT. Bride—" Here you are at last. I thought you were never coming." Groom—"' There was no danger of my forgetting it. Look! I tied a knot in my handkerchief."” —Pele Mele, A MAN A NARROW ESCAPE. “How many married?”’ “Three; but’’—— A SOFT ANSWER. Mrs. Starvem—‘* How do you like the chicken soup, Mr. Newbord?’" Mr, Newbord—‘Oh — er — is chicken soup?"’ “*Madam,"’ he interrupted, ‘I'm tak- Mrs. Starvemn—"Certainly. How do ing the census, not proposing."’—De- you like " troit Free Press. Mr, Newbord—* Well—er- "8 cer- tainly very tender.""—Catholic Times. this Mothers will find Mrs. Winsto ing Syrup the best remedy for their children. ottle ry lover of a good cocktail should call for Ab- bott's Bitters, Makes the best. COMING INTO HER OWN, ———_—_ The new Washington post-cards have IT DEPENDS. “Do you believe it is more blessed to give than to re “Well, it depends on whether you are giving the cook a raise or receiving one yourself.""— Chicago Record-Herald. wife's picture on the reply card, thus recogni: word, — Des Leader. WHEN THE SHOE PINCHES. RECIPROCITY. Farmers admire a cut-rate grocer un- Money is a friend only while you stick til he cuts the price of butter and eggs. to it.—Washington Post. —Chicago Moines Register and For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 30 years, At the following Keeley Institutes : Vittebare. Pa, is FiEth Ave. Providence, KL Winntpeg, Manitoba, London, England. White Plains, 8. ¥ Her Springs, ark, Kansas City, Mo. ver. Col. ra, Conn. Washington, D.C. | J ksoavit Dwight, Marion. Ind. Lexington, Masa. Portiand, Me. Grand Rapids, Mich. | times have you been George's picture on one-half and his/ ing woman's right to the last | Apollinaris THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS." Bottled only at the Spring, Neuenahr, Germany, and Only with its Own Natural Gas. Ze FINESSE. Road inspector (who has put a new man on) —"‘ Well, John, what 's your new man like ?"" Sreceper in charge of gang—"'Well, ‘e's all right, sir, for just straight sweep- in’, but ‘e ain't no good for any ticklish bit o' work, like when it comes to sweepin’ round a lamp-post and sich-like.' —London Punch. ANNOUNCEMENT Right now is the time to reserve advertising space in the special | CLUB NUMBER | of one of the largest and most beautiful numbers of the year. This big issue will be splendidly illustrated with the work of some of America’s most noted artists. Remember that Judge has by far the largest circula- tion of any publication of its class. The Special Club Number for 1910 will appear April 23rd. In additien to its big regular subscription list it will be circulated in every recognized men’s club and organization in the United States. For further particulars write la DVERTISING DEPARTMENT LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY | Brunswick Building, Fifth Avenue and 27th Street, New York wer TERN OFFICE, 1136-37 MARQUETTE BUILDING, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com