Judge — March 12, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ir world-renowned pr sur Peres Chartrey Gteeeeeeeeoesesoseseneses 3 ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS ® Sevssesessssvvesseevsseeed DITOR or Jup ment, Dear sir—I come to you for advice in regard to my dog. The inclosed letter from the Black Hand will explain all. Advise me how to proceed to get my dog back, as my heart is rent in twain over my loss. In haste, Mr. 1M. Sarne. Lost Dog Depart- THE LETTER Deer Sur. We. Got Cummand few taw Baige © Hot Buctrweet cawes 2 cuPs uv Hot Coffe Some Good Bulter The SPot wearing a a long tail, you might be able to ignore the demand of the kidnappers for ten days at least. Any dog of respectable size has astern appendage of more than twelve inches. That would afford you ample time to reach a compromise or jail the culprits before the dog's vitals were reached. Personally speaking, I consider them very fair and humane. Kidnappers are fa necessary evil. We should not dis- courage their profession for the sake of a few buckwheat cakes. The vaudeville sketch accompanying the transaction by the man with the green bandanna is in itself worth the ransom demanded. I advise you to be a sport—cough up the cakes and coffee and regain the dog intact. Eprror, For Sale, Lost, Wants, etc. Every lover of a oot cocktail should insist that Abbott's Bitters be used in making it; insures your getting the very best. Peres Chartreux MAND YEtLow— nd genuine Chartreuse hay alwa tig made by the Carthucian Monks eres doe & Wee Place under a Feat Ston€ neek The Old can beefour Six AM, as foltoes One uv ouR Men WILL Be neer GRean Ban= CAP AND GOWN SMILES BAD FOR THE POET. The managing editor was looking over & poem just submitted, It read: “When dusk is changing into dark, I'll meet her in the leafy park." “Don't think the meter is prop- er," he said, ‘Throw it out. University of Minnesota Minnehaha, THE LESSON. wet this be a lesson to you,"” said the professor, as he assigned the rest of the book,—Stanford University Chaparral. ERASED. Mo OleomaxGRam —“‘Is there any soup on the bill ——_—— of fare?” BA tot of marer Surip , “No, sir, There was, but T wiped it off."’—Harcard Lampoon, 1 uRE Face Ps. iF yeov open Yo a “MADE UP.” too thee Polease WEE Wit — wrty mind is made up,"* quoth kic YouRE pur By inches. Cutting the haughty society dame decidedly of A incH A dAy. becinéng At “Just like the rest of you, LE woRhing up “tohi's plied the ungentlemanly man.-— the ta FA s uP University of Minnesota Minnehaha, Neckti uNti, Yew ComPLye AFFINITIES. When Benjamin wed Annie, oh! danwer and wislin the Hoty we 2ney, bath were kindly fated; : : t Bennie-fited him, you kno Citey 8 His Leggs crosp. While she was Annie-mated. fememBer SYunce is Golden. —Cornell Wido OBay 8 thee pur is yourn. | Hower & HEN KI GED, @ is FOOT NOTES. Biact HANA OS Emma—"1 think Nat Charles is awfully light on his fect, don’t Mr. I. M. Sarneap—If your dog has you? Emmajean—"Well, maybe he is on his own; but he seemed awfully heavy on mine.”"—University of nsin Sphinz, Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy for their children. 25e a bottle. TOO TRUE. ly ve a trim little waist,”” id as she put on her hat. But she turned me aside and quickly rer ¢ right—there’s no getting round that. —Princeton Tiger. THE SIMILARITY. “Do you know, Imogen, your hair reminds me of Syracuse?” “Because it's so near Auvarn, Cornell Widow. “There is a motion before the house, quoth Herod, as Salome unfurled the || filmy draperies.—Williams College Pure || | ple Cow. \| In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. 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