Judge, 1910-03-05 · page 14 of 16
Judge — March 5, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising and editorial page** from Judge, an American satirical weekly. The content mixes humor, advertisements, and editorial commentary typical of early 20th-century magazines. **Key content:** The "WHERE WAS HARRIMAN?" section is a brief anecdote about **E.H. Harriman**, a prominent railroad magnate, who organized a celebratory photo at the completion of the Salt Lake cut-off railroad. The joke concerns a guest who couldn't identify Harriman in the group photograph—a subtle dig at Harriman's relative obscurity despite his industrial prominence. The rest of the page consists of **period advertisements** (Keeley Institute drug cure, Blatz beer, Harper whiskey, various patent medicines) and **brief humorous items** like "KEPT BUSY" (a domestic joke about buttons) and "COULD STAND IT" (wordplay about a ship's voyage). The content reflects Judge's formula: mixing satirical commentary on contemporary figures with light domestic humor and commercial advertising, appealing to educated urban readers of the era.
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JUDGE Judge is published weekly by the | LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City WESTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE: 1194-7 Marquette Building, Chicago, Il Ore year, c - = 8800 Six monthi - +2 Thirteen weeks = =e 125 nS cent 0 “‘The World’s Best Table Water.”’ ‘York, or by express or postal order, not by checks which are at a discount in New York Es Stamp” of every bottle of For Liquor and lattuone | Sunny Brook ; Drug Using | sississiseniestiac Whiskey ; ve w skil eturn oF rf ‘Age ealy has mellowed and fla A scientific remedy which has been skilfully re " Se hin tate Oa, Kecasts ; and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 30. years. k At the following Keeley Institutes: t pot be, found st any newe-ciand. the iy reported on postal eard or by lette Hot Syringes. Ark. Dwleht. Hh ya White Paina SY. Pittsburg BACK NUMBERS. Pretent sour 10 cents per ‘olumbar Di centa, ete | = fabseribers when or- tein Pa dering a change of address should give the old as A128. Bena St wwellaa the new address and the leler number on theirvwrapper from two to three weeks mu before the change can be mad Before the frst copy of Juba will reach any new WHERE WAS HARRIMAN? sabesriber. When the late railroad magnate, BOHEMIA: H. Harriman—according to the story |, x - ing the rounds of the press— I'd rather keep out of Bohemia Than any land I know. i nied by completed that wonderful engineering ,_ Sasppempabid PEAR a Awericah Ai smear and railroad feat known as the Salt Not the Bohemia O'Reilly meant, PIMPLES DISAP' Lake cut-off, there a celebration, pte ur tedute Pobemi entlemen and artists in England are to which Harriman took a large party UN) Seen e darkened utiect id in guineas; co folks in of big railroad friends. 0 ust cown a ¢ * aac sth tes ee paid ‘a ae , bs teser Wo. i. " wy had their pictures taken at the ‘Where fellows good and fellows bad Address P. 6. Box 2s, ” POURER SC RIABLMitieeRHeOEel TEAS right spot scenically, Mr, Harriman FERIEANY WORE NO. meSE ‘a stood st one end of the group. When If you like not Bohemia udge. the pictures were printed and the pho: Ae your aed lines lenply, CER SERTRACE ATC tographer brought them around, the op ee en ee ae one ae THE ENGLISH REMEDY | iyoke up one ef the guests, Most easy to espy. BLAIR'S PILLSE: "Tis not, 1 ween, because you think Mr. Harriman The too uncniee SAFE. &. EFFECTIVE S0c&SI} you mean that little chap that I reck 5 he n-nii stood at the oe sted the photog- reat itn on bane ‘apher. ‘Why, . i rapher. hy, I cut him o} — Boston Herald. ROMEIKE'S fx«= Cutting Ba appear about you, your fi as bags OVERHEARD AT A STORE. Many physicians recommer nd Abbott's Bitters as whieh you may want to "| atonie. nd periodical of import Inquisitive lady—"“And what is this S fesrope fa wearched. “Terme. 85.0) for little box for? , ; ‘a HIT OR MISS. 100) notices, mien fOMEIKE, 110-112 West 26th ‘ hed clerk—“Oh, for odd8 Then, too, sail on, oh, shi = ‘ nit ship of state, Matrimonial paper with ad- m1 and enda.”? fain RSE The Ne With all equipment up to date. GET MARRIED—"2:"imon srenta of carrane: bo Inquisitive lady—"*But it has two No subsidy for you, old scow; able people teria ste “rich. oor old spunes compartments. Why is that? But you will get there, anyhow. em Cate CONTE kne rve-racke dam, and the clerk—"One for odds, Cnloage Néiial tant Lampo COULD STAND IT. PAUSE WITH i thus puts before its readers Sis H op ki ins | is f * along dry pell’’ — W-o-r-1-d-w-i-d-e — HER OWN BOOK 1, we think we and the rest of March Number KEPT BUSY. humanity could stand it.—-Western || 19¢_aT ALL. NEWS-STANDS—I0c Christian Advocate, 1con—**How many buttons has your got on the back of that dress?" Egbert— "1 don’t know."* Bo Why, you've buttoned often enough to know, I should th Eghert—"Oh, when I've butt up I've been too busy to count the but- tons,""—Y ers Statesman. FACTS ABOUT @ THERE ISN'T ANY CHEAP HARPER; IT IS NEVER SOLD YOUNG AND WE DON’T ALLOW PRICE CUTTING. THERE WILL BE MORE FACTS LATER. MEANWHILE, “ BELIEVE ME,” IT IS THE WHISKEY FOR YOU! is Fy Es 8 OLD I. W. HARPER LOUISVILLE, KY. POSSIBLY EXCUSABLE. She wore a telltale hoop of gold, With diamond grand, Yet let another fellow hold Her little hand. She had become engaged, in fact, That very d: Seems inexcusable to act In such a way. We really shouldn't countenance ‘The silly thing. a ‘one Yeading, an | And yet it was a lovely chance dealers, oi7 mail, $9, Rubber-covered Holster, 1c. | To show the ring. Meney-order of U.S. tarps. No coins, . Parker Stearns 6 Co, .94 Shettield Ave., Dept.E, B’hiyn,N.Y, | —Louisville Courier-Journal. In answering auvertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.