Judge, 1910-02-12 · page 2 of 16
Judge — February 12, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal editorial content. The advertisements include: - **Iver Johnson Safety Revolver** (top left): Promotes a new "Hammer the Hammer" revolver model - **French Lick Springs Hotel** (center): Resort advertisement emphasizing healing mineral waters - **Philip Morris Cigarettes** (right): Claims superiority until "better tobacco" grows - **Underberg Bitters** (bottom left): Patent medicine marketed for digestive health - **Club Cocktails** (top right): Bottled spirits advertisement The page also contains brief humorous anecdotes and verse, including jokes about insurance claims and seasonal observations. These are typical of Judge's satirical filler content. There are **no identifiable political cartoons or caricatures** on this page—it reflects early 20th-century consumer advertising and light humor rather than political satire.
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‘The improved model ofthe orld’s safest revolver is Dow on sale at every progressive firearms dealer's. This revolver combines the ‘Hammer the Hammer" feature of past Iver Johnson models with never before found in any revolver at any price. rey springs of tempered piano wir intained through: . The new Iver Johnson marks the Our Catalogue explains the superior ter Johnson Safety Rammer Binch barrel, pleket fire cartridge, 32 0 cartridee rement i tures of our revolvers. it Joenen Sail Hammerats Revver French Lick Springs Is an all year round resort, famed for its healing waters and the out of door attrac- tions of its climate and scenery. The thousand acres of natural park, walks, drives, golf and other outdoor amusements are charm- ing any season. Hotel is modern in every respect, affording accommodations for 700 guests, with home comforts; all sleeping apart- ments are outside rooms, light and airy. The winter climate, while crisp and bracing, is dry, sunny and thoroughly enjoyable, and a stay of two or four weeks will prove very beneficial. FRENCH LICK SPRINGS WATERS possess medicinal properties unequalled for the treatment of stomach, liver, bowel and kidney diseases, PLUTO CONCENTRATED SPRING WATER is recommended by Physicians everywhere and sold at all Drug Stores in half pint and quart bottles, costing 15¢ and 35Sc. Write for booklet giving full information con- cerning the hotel, waters, etc. French Lick Springs Hotel Co. THOMAS TAGGART, Pres. FRENCH LICK, INDIANA ON THE MONON AND SOUTHERN RAILWAYS SORE FEET «3; HUMILITY. Oh, clay, thou art my brother! Above thee now immeasurably, Was once as thou art, and again Will be as thou art. Brother, when I contemplate how close we are, The lowly clod, the lofty star, I feel the ties of common blood And realize my name is Mud. —W. J. Lampton in Pearson's Magaz "foe World's Best Bitters I, For over 60 years its sales everywhere have steadily increased. Tonic, cordial and ap- petizer. Aids digestion. Oh, woman! she was made to please Sold Bverpehere And bag men’s trousers at the kn LU PYTHES ROTH U.S. Agents, New York. To button woman up the back! mprovements inaction revolver making. But man, poor man, was made, alack ! —Idler. in answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. AGlmb Cocktail IS ABOTTLED DELIGHT | Just strain through cracked ice and serve CLUB COCKTAILS to your guests and they'll dub you the finest mixer in the land. CLUB COCKTAILS are already mixed-to- measure—a doubly more perfect drink than any made-by-chance- work kind could ever be. Have a bottle always handy inthe house. Nine men out of ten prefer them absolutely. ENTER: BUCKWHEAT CAKES. | No more for us the morning mush, The sawdust, or baled hay; more the bacon and the egg Of some long, bygone da No more the patent flake or shred To be our morning fate; The frost is on the pumpkin now, The buckwheat on the plate. fas Each season brings its crowning joy— Spring, summer, winter, fal But winter, with its morning dish, Just beats ‘em one and all. Back to the pines with toast and hash! They're lame and out of date; The frost is on the pumpkin now, The buckwheat’s on the plate. —Joe Cone in Boston Herald. Martini (tin base) and Me whiskey base) en the most pepalar. Atall good dealers. A SLIDING SCALE. What's the price of coal GF. HEUBLEIN & BRO. “Excuse me just a second Bi while I step outside and look at the thermometer."’—New York Journal. OPEN SEASON. The Adirondack guide was in the city. “What are you doing here when the season is on?” his friends asked. “Only safe place," he answered. “No mistaking me for a deer while I'm loafing in town.”"—Buffalo Express. INSURANCE BLUNDERS. | The way in which application forms for insurance are filled up are often more amusing than enlightening in the following excellent selections: Mother died in infancy. Father went to bed feeling well, and the next morning woke up dead. Grandfather died suddenly at the age Philip of one hundred and three. Up to this Applicant does not know anything ORIGINAL G3 igarettes about maternal posterity except that LONDON Until the ground grows they died at an advanced age. better tobacco, there Applicant does not know cause of mother’s death, but states that she fully can be no better smoke. CAMBRIDGE 5c. recovered from her last illness, 35c. <> Te Applicant has never been fatally sick. Father died suddenly ; nothing serious. Applicant's brother, who was an in- fant, died when he was a mere child. Grandfather died from gunshot wound caused by an arrow shot by an Indian. Applicant's fraternal parents died when he was a child. Mother's last illness was caused from chronic rheumatism, but she was cured before death. — British Medical Jour- nal. AMBASSADOR after-dinner size “The Little Brown Box"’ BOSTON JINGLES. THE DIFFERENCE. here Earn tho BiggestSalariesofanycla-s of menin the world, Over 600,0:0 employed Se | In Chicago, Usted Sates and Caniaa, The s he wheat pours in, | The people ask, Where have you bin?” In Franklin's city, Phila., Penn., They ask of you, ‘* Where have you ben?”” While here, for reasons plainly seen, We say it thus, “* Where have you bean? —Boston Transcript. | ESA reat many of eae graduates wha former oe | ie owt on: tenth, have slece earned fre IN WINTER QUARTERS. The north winds blow, And we shall have snow; What will the airship do then, poor thing? It will rest in the shed, With a bag on its head, And get ready to fly in the spring, poor thing. 1 TEACH MUM fe BY MAIL » Wertd's Firat Prize in Penmanship. By Ey new ayete Take an expert pen: Baa at you by tail Taleo teach. Roo aod shorthand. Am — Boston Herald, gend you FRER one of my od a copy of the Jou MASSON, S19 RELUASCE BLDG, ine, re tray eit eassas CITE, BS. asks a writer in FY “Why is it, ende Blaetter, — covers that he is a ‘genius’ he allows HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS his hair to grow long, and that whena PAPER WAREHOUSI: woman becomes similarly conscious she | | sireackl Weeeeet Sms Blcacher Stree? ; ranch Warehouse, 2) Beekman Street. New Yor | has her hair cut short? ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER