Judge — January 29, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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“+, Nomatter what The smoke de- luxe JUDGE'S ALMANAC of those who really know. Philip Morris, ee Cigarettes CAMBRIDGE AMBASSADOR | ater-dinner ai. whi i tia a la Dts i IMPERIAL Extra Dry | FEBRUARY YE POEM OF YE MONTH ‘OW comes Feb., the month of slosh, Month of sneezes, month of sniffs, When the streets are all awash — Month of early springtime whiffs; With the rippling waves of slush, Time for rubber and golosh, On their angry, onward rush Time for gaudy mackintos! | From the gutter to the sea, Scarcely time for blushing rose, Where the waiting fishes be. Or for summer underclo’es. 25c. 35c. RICAN Chern bot the best ERAN dhe # i delights the taste—afforde ex: Sal teareters’ Hotel Empire : “The Little Brown Box" Club Cocktails ABOTTLED DELIGHT You were wise to have a care As to garments that you wear. If your nether duds are thin, Wear without your sable skin. If the same are warm and thick, Light spring coata are politic. Keep your toes and spirits dry As upon your way you fly, Not forgetting now’s the day Of the influenzi It were well to use a keb When you travel round in Feb. YE DATES | February 1910 Your Common Sun Mon TueWed Thu Pri Sat Sense 1212345 will tell you that a 7" 6 7 8 91011 12 anced ~ by pues 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 work drink can never be as good 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 asa CLUB COCK. 272% : : tte TAIL, mixed -to- measure, OTES The fact that there are only twenty-| herein shall fall on the thirteenth. eight dates in this package is not the. For the benefit of the children, who fault of the compilers of this calendar. always enjoy a full holiday, we have so Saray and We have been striving for years to have | adjusted the two national holidays of ,,,, U1 Modern Improvements | fifty-seven varieties of dates in our Al-| the month, Lincoln's Birthday and that 1% manac, but without the co-operation of |of General Washington, that they fall | the astronomers we can do nothing, and | upon Saturday and Tuesday respectively they resolutely refuse to consider any | by way of a comptomise. 7 change. Each of the days provided above is | Inspite of the careful packing of these manufactured of minutes and hours of : dates some of them will be fonnd to be standard length, and if in any case they in Ai eliaeed Seles damp and slushy, and we neveby give are found to run short of the full num- eeepc | notice that we shall not be responsible ber of each we shall be glad to have our for damage done to them by the weather attention called to the matter, and we é unless they are returned to us five days will provide rain checks for use in our a a lin advance of their stipulated hour of next calendar. delivery. If any of the inclosed dates should In view of the superstitious views of prove too cold for use they may be! many of our consumers we have espe-| thawed out by use of a few shovelfuls cially arranged this package so that! of anthracite coal placed in a furnace of the four Fridays contained over an armful of kindling, and lit. — | ‘Try this out—just once. Say “CLUB COCK. TAILS” to your de er. Your sense of taste will thea prove your common sense. CLUB COCKTAILS he Fussless kind, al- steady for use. Just ia through cracked In the Very Center of Ev: All Sarface eat j Excellent Service Fine Music ; W. JOHNSON QUINN, Prop. | Py ice and drink. Martini (ein base) ond ey By James Montgomery Flago. Manhattan (wh ase) are the mes i none “The World's Best 8 Bitters SUGGESTIONS FOR THE MONTH ord While it is rather early to sow your plate during this month, do not insist early summer radishes, February is not upon eating it. It is true that Febru-| at all a bad time for the housewife to ary has more ‘‘r’s”’ in it than any other sew her early spring supply of buttons month, but it is not the ‘‘r’ that makes on her husband's shi i the oyster. Do not try to graft strawberries on Copyright, 1909, by Judge Co. “ AWAITING YOUR REPLY” In 50-cent size, 11 x 14 inches, In $1.00 size, 14% x 20 inches. Leslie - Judge Co., Fifth Avenue and 27th Street with shorry and all mixed drinks. If you wish an early spring crop of Sold Everypehere, LUYTIES BROTHERS, U.S. Agents, New York. ROMEIKE'S Pres cot 19 will send you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you, your friemis. or any, tublect on which you may want to be “up to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of impertance in the Uni- ted States and Europe is sear ‘Terms, $5.00 for 100 ‘notices, Hann Romeixe, 110-12 West 26th New York. beanstalks. Nature abhors freak vege- tation, and it is well for you to let be- | gonias be begonias. | A short and quick method of remov- ing the slush from the public highway is to gather it up in barrels and dump it into your furnace fire, taking care to soak it well with kerosene before put- ting it in. | | If you find a tired oyster on your In answering atvertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. corn, wear a pair of tight boots all through February, and do not wear rub- bers. that this is an infallible receipt for the attainment of your wishes. If the moths attack your cat and show | signs of eating off her winter furs, give her a camphor ball to play with in the daytime, and at night put her to bed in the gasoline tank of your automobile. Any chiropodist will tell you “ NEW YORK CITY AMBITIOUS AGENTS will find in our tube form food lavors (saving 85) a remarkable and unlimited op- Partunity tobuild a bis, profitable and permanent Write for terms, and territory. You will spake dollars by investigating atonce,, CH. Stuart &Co., 9 Stuart Block, Newark, HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street. New York. ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER comicbooks.com