Judge — January 22, 1910 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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+ "Gladys, you are spoiling your dolly. MININE BLOCK, A CHIP OF T! “No, mamma, I am painting its cheeks with the same color that you use.” AN ANTHOLOGY OF WITNESS*STAND TRUTH. DO NOT remember." “Not to my knowl- edge.” MAN “Yes, I fixed the fig- ures; but figures don’t lie, con financial con the company fully shown by the figures. ED TRUTH. PFACTUR is truth- WHOLE-CLOTH TRUTH. “Sure, me beat’s de woist in de trict; but, s*help me, I’m a cop what’ never took no graft!" HIONABLE. TRUTH. , Mrs. Smythe is not at home.” Really, your hat is a perfect dear! It becomes you wonderfully. WHEN DINNER COMES ONE OUGHT TO HAVE A GOOD APPETITE. A good appetite is the best sauce. It a long way toward helping in the ve process, and that is absolutely essential to health and strength. Many persons have found that Grap Nuts food is not only nourishing, but is agreat appetizer. Even children li the taste of it and grow strong and rosy from its use. It is especially the food to make a weak stomach strong and create an ap- ite for dinner, I am 57 years old,"’ writes a Ten- nessee grandmother, ‘and have had a stomach from childhood. By great care as to my diet I enjoyed a reasonable degree of health, but never found anything to equal Grape-Nuts as & I have no appetite for break- just eat to keep up my strength, I take 4 teaspoonfuls of Grape-Nuts with good rich milk, and when dinner comes Lam hungry; while if I go without any breakfast I never ' jug dinner, eems to make a he tite for dinner, “My little 13-months-old grandson 1 been very sick with stomach trouble ring the past summer, and finally mon Grape-Nut. Now he srowing plump and well, When asked if he wants his nurse or Grape-Nuts, he tightens up and points to the cup- ard. He was no trou thanks to G e-Nuts, iS listle book, ** The Road to Welly in;ackages. ** There’s a Reason. Ever read the above letter? A new one appears trom time to time. They aregen- ulne, true, and full of human interest. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated TRUT by PRANK H. WILLLAMS DEPLORABLE TRUTH. “Our hired girl told me that Mr. Brown was full when he came home last night. She got it right from the Joneses’ girl, and they live next to the Brown's. Oh, it’s the deplorable truth, all right!"’ WEATHER-BUREAU TRUTH. ‘air to morrow, unless cloudy, with JUDGE'S FAVORITE. MAKMION STONE IN “THE BEAUTY SPOT. Oh, me! Oh, my! You make time fly For all whose lot showers or snow in the morning, after- noon, or evening. ADVERTISEMENT TRUTH. Simply delicious. ”” “The greatest opportunity ever pre- sented to the public. “ Unexcelled. “Without a peer.” | “A perfect food.” | LITERARY TRUTH. “Rejection does not imply a lack of merit. “The next issue of our magazine will eclipse all our other efforts."" MUSICAL TRUTH. “* Miss Soprano has a voice of won- derful sweetnes: “Signor Casso, the new tenor, re-| Hi: ceives a salary of thirty thousand dol- lars a night.” DRAMATIC TRUTH. “Manager Opera will lic’s approval this year." “A. Young Writer conservatively believed to be Great American Drama’ at last.""— Clipping from manager's press sheet. NEWSPAPER TRUTH. “This paper has always stood 1 the people—the great common people. “The accident was the most remar! able cape from death ever recorded in this city.” Nursery governess (teaching the al- And what comes after ‘t,’ phabet! Willie with first drama is ‘The have forty- eight attractions bidding for the pub- THE PROPER ORDER )- —‘* Bed.” ) subway Evans Ale Gratified nature endows those who drink Evans’ Ale with health, strength, poise and longevity. Everynerve and muscle of thebodywelcomes its beneficent influence Ty aplltes If stented, Clubs, Cates, Restaurants, Oyster Howses and Dealers CHL TVANS & SONS. HUDSON, NY. * ‘ERROR OF MORTAL MIND." ‘WO Irishmen, just over, were walk- ing along one of New York's down- town thoroughfares, when it occurred to them that they would like a ride on one of the subway trains of which they had heard so much. Being informed, upon inquiry, that one of these lines ran be- neath their very feet, both Celts, mis- taking a coal hole for a subway en- trance, dropped through this and land- ed upon a pile of dusty fuel below. “*Pat,’? asked Mike, as they sat be- wildered upon the coal hunks, ‘ where are we?"" “Sit still and we'll have a free * was the more imaginative Pat's rejoinder; ‘we must've landed in th’ engine’s tender.” . SUITABLE, for apartments over music publisher's store To ket, a flat « LTOW would define matri- mony?"* “As one of the ills to which flesh is heir."” you PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD 30-DAY TOUR TO OLD MEXICO NEW ORLEANS MARDI GRAS LEAVES NEW YORK FEBRUARY 3 Round-Trip Rate $400 from New York PROPORTIONATE KATES FROM OTHER POINTS GRAND CANYON OF ARIZONA \ineraries and tuil information of C. Studds, D. P. Aa 263 Fifth Aven Genera’ Passeo, jew York City, or Geo, W. Boyd, Avent, Philagelpbia, Pa. Special Pullman Train comicbooks.com