Judge — January 1, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PENNSYLVANIA R. R. Reminder Bulletin ‘There are two trains that the world is watching. * They are making and on land and sea and in the air are watched these days, The PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL is saving time and money to the records, records business man by permitting him to snap down his desk vat 4 o'clock and meet his associates in Ch they open theirs, ago the next morning as In the mean- time he may continue his busi- ness with a free stenographer at loaf with the the his or of elbow, nveniences club at leaves Uptown M., 4.00 Hudson Special” ork at 3 PR: by New Y Downtown Ferry at P. M., Downtown by & Manhattan “Tube M. next morning and arrives at 8.55. runs in It kills time because it the night. “The 24-Hour St. Louis” is giving the business man an entire afternoon for recreation at the club, or elsewhere. leave Uptown New 6.25 P. M., Downtown at 6 (by Ferry), Downtown at 6.35 by Hudson & Manhattan and reach St. Louis at 5 next morning. He a good night on an easy-running Tube 5 the may enjoy his beck and ¢ anything he except p He York. ‘These trains are not only time- savers, but nerve-resters. “Vhey exhilarate and refresh. hey banked on for ume. may be on By George Reiter Britt Copyright, 1909, by Judge Co. DON'T YOU WHIP MY DOG! Size, 8x1 25 cents. Sepia, Hand-colored, 50 cents. JUDGE Tt Rew Pork Daily Wutshell CIRCULATION Normal be — JweatHer TO. as Promising to Cloudy — “The Bary Man's Delight” Vol. I A GREAT LITERARY MARATHON. Mr. William Flotsam, the distin- guished British poet, who arrived at quarantine yesterday to enter the com- ing six-day go-as-you-please talking match against the present holder of the Natural Gas belt, Mr. Dicky Le Gas- bags, denies that his recently published lines on ** The Woman with the Rolling Pin’ have any mpplication whatsoever to the domestic life of a certain lead ing English suffragette. His famous poem is so frequently misquoted that at his own request, we herewith re- produce the correct couplet: » is not thin, the rolling bin. WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENCE. Inder anew ruling at the State De- officially promulgated by ex order yesterday at Washington, no United States attaches will hereaf- ter be appointed to our foreign lega who cannot read and write English, and who have not satisfactorily passed ex- aminations in the first five books of “Roosevelt's Messages,"” ‘* Frenzied Finance,"’ and "* First Aid to the In- jure This should result in a vast improvement of the personnel of our foreign representativ The rumor that Mr. newly-appointed Minister to China, is deaf and dumb lacks confirmation, but hopes are expressed in high official quarters that the statement is true, temporarily, at le COOK'S DEFENSE. Dr. Cook has offered to prove to his detractors that he could travel the nec- essary number of miles over the arctic ice with nothing to eat hut fried pem- mican, by hiring the St. Nicholas Shat- ing Rink and covering the distance within the specified time on a bob-sled pulled by a Pomeranian pup, provided his detractors will pay his expenses and give him all the gate receipts. It is a noble offer. GREAT BATH-TUB MYSTERY. Another bath-tub mystery is reported from Togus, Conn., where, un Thursday night, three tramps broke into an empty house and took one or more baths. The chief element of mystery in this matter is as to what a tramp .could do with a bath, none of these gentry having ever hitherto been known to take such a thing, or in any event, not for his own personal use. The po- lice are busy on several clues, but none of them is very promising. TAFT TO ZELAYA. President Ze "3 request to be al- lowed to tell his story to the President the FOR 300 YEARS THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS CORDIAL Every lover of a gon! cocktail should insist that Abbott's Bitters be sed in making it insures your LES'IE-JUDGE CO., Fifth Avenue and 27th Street . getting the very best. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. JANUARY 1, 1910. No. 1 has only partially been acceded to. The President telegraphed him early this morning as follows: ‘‘ Tell it to the marines."” THE PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE. The President's Message was received | too late to permit of its being reduced | to a single paragraph for the benefit of the readers of the Daily Nutshell. Suf- fice it to say that it is printed, word for word, in Webster's Dictionary, as well as in al! other adequate lexicons of the English language. With a slight rearrangement of these words the read- er can construct it for himself. WASHING THE BLACK HAND. The Black Hand Society reported to the police by means of an anonymous letter received at headquarters on Thursday vestigation to be merely a harmless or- ganization of negro Baptists banded to gether for the purpose of trying to secure futds for a new natatorium, COOK'S RECORDS SAFE. Dr. Cook's records, upon their arrival at Copenhagen, were met at the station by six regiments of Royal Hussars, seven companies of riflemen, three de- tachments of artillery, and the local fire company. By these they were to the university, where, und guard, they were sealed up in an iron casket, set in a steel sarcophagus, which was wheeled intoa specially constructed burglar-proof safe-deposit vault of ar- mor plate and re-enforced concrete. Every member of the investigating com- mittee is under bonds for ten thousand dollars and kept under constant surveil lance, while the city itself has hee. placed under martial law.-With such precausic>s for their safety, the chances are that the Conspiracy to steal them for publication in the sporting extras of the New York Wow-Wovw will fail. DENIAL BY DR. PARKHURST. It was denied yesterday at the suffra- ‘ gette headquarters that a Denver woman at the lest election put her ballot to sleep in a cradle and dropped her baby in the ballot box during aft of abstrac- tion. Dr. Parkhurst denies that it was he that made the statement; but who- ever did it should be exposed. A cam- paign of calumny and misrepresentation of this nature should be frowned upon by our best elements. Five O'Clock Extra: declines to come to America, ‘‘Let Flotsam have it all,’’ he cables The Nutshell. **No Serpent Stung in mine. 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