Judge — December 4, 1909 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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VEE ESTEE ECVE Liqueur Peres Chartreux The orininal and genuine Chartre FOOTE EY EN HENNE EYE HOV VERE E SEES ESAS Y VV VV VOOR EVN YY, ARRARAARAAAAAAAARA ARAL! HIGHLAND Pure RYE “East or West It Is the Best” BOTTLED IN BOND Seven Years Old Age, Proof, Quan- tity Guaranteed by U. S. Government Quality Gaarantent te FREIBERG & WORKUM Distillers 216-220 E. Front Street CINCINNATI, 0, Socket Wizard Repeating UQUID PISTOL Le) Pistol, she, » Money-order of No coins. Ba. MAKE SIDE MONEY 1 thing out, Travel anywhere and HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE RAR RARER IARIIISIIIIISIIAIAIIISSISSIAIIISIIISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISIIISI REFLECTED HUMOR || YULE-TIDE DOGGEREL. We'll sing a song of Christmas, Its berri its bill Its sloppy mud, in, i Its many thousand ills. We'll eat the hot plum pudding, ting in blue blaze h the tmistlet toe culate in dozens. 1 Merry Christmas! And we'll assuage our grief By amply eating cold mince pie And underdone roast beef. nd i h the mistletoe, Il sit upon the holly We'll fill the children’s stockings full, And shout that we are jolly, And cheer to think it’s Christmas, And eat all we can stuff, | Till indigestion seizes us And we cry, “Hold, enough!” So when the doctor calls next day, He finds us very queer; We give a groan and fecbly moan. sn it is very clear, If Christmas Day were once a week, We shouldn't long be here! —Mlustrated Bits, A MEDICINAL MARATHON. Irate doctor (finding, bottle of quack Why didn't you tell me taking this wretched stuff? “Well, it was my missis, ‘ou with this, I try his stuff, and we'll see which'll cure you first."”—DPanch, CHEATING THE LAW. Man on shore—“V'm going ter ha you arrested when you come outer in’t coming out— I'm committing sui: (Sinks with a bubbling grin. Lifes | Every lover of gem cocktail shoubl insist that at’ making it; insures your if up with her to reason with her. That honey-boy averaged spendin he your mother ur brothers do this in you up late at nights; sister is cross, you will let the buby do this for you. He took possession of the most comfort- keron the porch; when you look t rocker in future it- will n ‘sme, through s off the moon and loo the dust around you,"’—Afchisun Globe, Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the “OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES.” “Why is the baby erying?"” asked the conductor. she answered stiflly.—Lujialo is like doctors and plumbers. It never accomplishes much on the first call. mas shop- Inderberg"* Imost immediately. Keep jouse for the use of all, the year round. Try it with ind for any mixed drink. It is delicious. Enjoyable as a Cocktail and Hetter tor Vou Over 7,000,000 Bottles Imported to United States Ab all Hoste et E fay the tattle at Ask for UNDERBERG. Booklet Free. Bottled only by H. Underberu Albrecht Rheinberg, Germany, since 1846. LUYTIES BROTHERS 204 William Street, New York, Sole Agents “The Standard for 60 Years” EXTRACT The test of time has only served to strengthen confi- dence in the efficacy of Pond’s Extract. Soothing, Refreshing and Healing The Most Useful Household Remedy Ask your druggist for POND’S EXTRACT. Sold only in sealed bottles— never sold in bulk. Refuse all sub- stitutes. POND'S EXTRACT COMPANY, NEW YORK In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.; comicbooks.com