Judge, 1909-12-04 · page 23 of 48
Judge — December 4, 1909 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from the satirical magazine **Judge** contains several pieces with Christmas and social themes: **Top cartoon ("A Sunburst!")**: Shows a blindfolded female figure (representing Justice) surrounded by falling male figures and scattered objects. The title suggests chaos or disorder in the justice system—a critique of judicial unpredictability or corruption. **"Shrewd Patient"**: A brief comic dialogue about a doctor recommending a restrictive diet. **"Pigs and Pearls"**: A visual joke showing a pig at a jewelry store window—likely satirizing the saying "casting pearls before swine" (wasting refinement on the undeserving). **"The Boy We Admire"** (poem by F. P. Dunne): Celebrates the child who will smile when Santa Claus passes by—praising boys who find happiness in simple things rather than expensive toys. This reflects Progressive-era values emphasizing character over materialism. **"No Toys to Bring"**: A brief story about a boy named Wilfred encountering families who cannot afford Christmas gifts. The page overall emphasizes class disparities and moral virtue during the Christmas season.
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