Judge, 1909-11-06 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 6, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This Judge magazine page contains **humorous short jokes** from college newspapers (Cornell, Yale, Amherst, Wisconsin), plus advertisements. **The jokes** are gentle romantic or domestic humor typical of early 20th-century college life: a woman arranging a secret romantic meeting; an opera singer complaining about being held too tightly during performance; a junior choosing his college over his girlfriend; confusion over grocery delivery. **Key satirical content**: One joke mocks women smoking as a new fad, with an ad claiming cigarettes sold cheaply ("six puffs for a dollar"), suggesting wasteful consumption. Another pokes fun at a headless replica of the classical "Winged Victory" statue on a university campus—likely suggesting the irony of imitating classical art without understanding its meaning. **The advertisements** promote Blatz beer (Milwaukee brewing company), "Nervy Nat's Adventures" (children's book), and notably, the Keeley Institute—a real historical chain offering treatment for alcoholism and drug addiction, reflecting Progressive Era concerns about substance abuse. The page reflects early 1900s college humor and social anxieties.
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