Judge — November 6, 1909 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Bristles gripped in hard Bree RUBBERSET TRADE MARK Shaving Brushes RUBBERSET CO., 50 CHURCH ST., NEW YORK ance of the ragged, cragged, jagged) ‘Ain't. it quare? he continu cable, | When a boy turns out a credit to his Stiff- | family, folks always say, ‘It’s all on ac- | mountain, sprang into the d infamous, snarled thorns of the FARE IN SHAT stems,’’ determined to get some of the count of his angel mother!’ and if a boy E grind: other e in the shape f oranges 7 watered stock or to show that at least turns out a blackguard, they say, ‘ Like clerk Nothing Dut apples maa one man cared not for the cowering | father, like son.’”? ing AERONAUTS;LOVE. SONG. Hie DIREERENCE! Stiff-stems."" | With him was Jill hat has Jakey done?” asked Hen - anes . Scarcely had his back been turned an nessy, who was more interested in gos- , {A Sih above Bayant Tae) hi COFFEE USUALL| instant, when the awful snorts of the sip than philosophic musings. BOM the garage 1 come to thee Thecunen ied th Stiff-stems,”’ annunciating, 97 to 83,“ I sent him over to Casey’s to borrow ‘e on hire, jose who have never tried the exper- | , Wan J - fe And the winds are left behind jment of leaving. off coffee and drinking | 4% t© 67 8,000 to 70,000 on time, 700, & atovepipe hat and a green sash to In the speed of this new flyer. postum in its place and in this way re- | 006,430, 28 two blocks at ,000, wear in the peerade, and the clumsy ears, He grabbed a moun- clown fell down and broke the crown of der thy window I flit, gaining health and happiness can learn reached And the policeman hears my ery. | much from the experience of others who | tain, threw it down with fiendish frenzy. | the plug hat, and now it will cost me With a fight that shall not die have made the trial. rank coffee He Rrabbed another and threw it aside. two dollars and thirty-five cents to buy Till the ggasoline’s done, for breakfast every eoriine until I had | God! He ran 30,000 miles and returned @ new second-hand hat for Casey."’ The gine won't run terrible attacks of indi, tion, produc- to the spot. Slam, bang! All this took) Laura Jean Libbey would have writ- discomfort and nights of | less than three minutes, I tried to give up the) The next day the papers read: ship is nightly driven use of coffee entirely, but found it hard ye Bae ; lty the fever in my breast— to xo from hot coffee to a glass of water, Moving Month, 23. y eylinders eight Then L tried Postum. Juckevear And the li of a lover are spun. | ing days ten it: Jack, a tall, broad-shouldered, hand- some youth of perhaps twenty-two, put p down and broke the stock ‘hig arm gently around Jill's waist and stood the “It was good and the effect was 80°" market: : and we'll start. pleasant that I soon learned to love it Jj}1g and Jills of watered stock tumbled &#2ed into her dreamy blue eyes. He } Open thy window high, and have used it for several years. 1.” after, noticed for the first time how beautiful ‘re safe, unless the thing tips, improved immediately after I left off she was. ance o'the: night we shall fly coffee and took on Postum and am now) 4 saguzine port would write: Then, from some impulse—he knew ill the 's done, entirely cured of my indigestion and 9 The engine won't run other troubles, all of which were due to jnot why—he leaned over her and kissed her. Oh, what a kiss! A kiss that And the lies of a lover at coffe I am now well and contented, x wo xnepoon, and all because I changed from coffee to 1 dancing: rill sounded like a big mooly-cow taking her Postum. To sweeter endings of the ¢ foot out of the mud! ** Postum is much easier to make right 1" in wil, They walked in silence along the gen- isies prove. HOW HE KNEW It every time than coffee, for it is so But Jill and water also lightly rove HAT bird frequently lives to be and always reliable, We ne use In this affair, uy rising slope, to the top of the gar- over hundred years of fee now in our family. We use Postum, The very air Jbage dump, breaking the stillness of we?” asked the teacher of the natural and are always wel a Arising as the swishing of a dove, | the lovely evening only when they stum- tory el ‘There's a Reason,” and it is proved | : story class yt ; dite cutenwaiy: dover the bunch of tin cans, we Adie MIRHE say? When they reached the soda fount: “I know,” sunje out a carrot-topped “Look in packages for a copy of the ar the foot of the e! 5 famous little book, ** The Road to Well- ing his hand to attract at- ville.’? tion; “know. the spring chicken! Ever read the above letter? Anew one a strom t Ime. They are gen- Aut the teacher wondered how the ulse,truc,and full of human interest. trrottopped youth ha so tly, But there was no mys: yaCK AND JILL— pike off as J ry culls Ji A he yguy th Dagegeangre Jump to Goat-han, ck and the Jack put his hand in his pocket and fell it up a down, out, to get aseuttle int fell on him with a thud, | ‘My life, my love, my sw k the mut got chucked into a pile she cried, as the tears splash Jof tin cans, and Jill had to come buttin’ tieatly tha | in on his spr: on the chairs to keep from getting their ptheart!"" of su ned to guess ry about it. His father was head BY MODERN AUTHORS. e. , Aiter in a quick-lunch establishment. ACK: at JAN weap thal IT Moral: Don't let a petticoat know it fort wet, “Hove you! Speak, my own, J “To get a pail of water when you go for anything to drink. | sneak! I never loved any one else! Oh, | oe and Heene tkatlnee flan | Ella Wheeler Wilear might put its cerlioke Tieeyent of myahenrt, | FREE ROOK LECT Jack, a youth of sixty, gies vedi fi ‘ Longfellow might have written it: eo nerd ring temp'Vance'iioal Jack slowly opened his eyes and . coe es ‘ looked a glazed look at her, rs Jack, the youthful, dr r, Sent his little daughter for gallons of !%k f Bere: How to Care for Left his home on water My own true heart !"" she whispered, A 99 || Whe | To use in the fam'ly wash. so softly that the neighbors a block the Hair and Scalp | Hens that lay - Jill, tho! a child of forty, away yelled back, ‘* Shut up! We want j/And, with Jillus clows beside hime ad grain Uwe chairs, she threw (© sleep!” “Love, why did you fall tells how and why the cun- [| 4® #PPreached the sloping hillock Jack down the stairs, after we had drunk our soda?” ditions of the scalp which | In his arms he held a boiler, And followed and jumped on the dub, Because,” he breathed with diffi- cause dandruff and For it was his sgood intention culty, as he prepared to run, © I'm te fall } ‘ To procure some lovely water, Finley Peter Dunne might have writ prokel'" gancnne wee etl of i it ate Clear and sparkling, lovely water. wae i eNO by stata ims Denehted 1) ut when he was near the summit‘ Well, Mr, Dooley," said Hennessey, HAUGHTY young warrior Siow ch : mpooing He fell down and broke his ko-ko. ‘what makes you look so glum this An Indisin maiden did wioux ; " Jillus, liking iiorning?? But he had no spunk. Followed him in backward handsprings, "OTN 08 dakew hae mate , His wooing was punk Oh, me boy Jakey has made another Ang gofthr she mecimucrh Skidiow mas W. Lawson, of Boston, might blunder," replied Mr. Dooley, and, of cri coourse, it’s all my fault, according to No matter what a college boy's educa- have written it: Jack, fearing naught from the appear-, his mother. PACKER’S TAR SOAP | tion costs, {t's cheap to have him over it. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. .