Judge — October 9, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ARARAAARARARAAARRAAAS ORAKARARRRBRERBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRSRRRRRRRRARRR REDD: FOUND UNDER “EVERYBODY'S” CHESTNUT TREE. A '£MARKABLE PREACHER. YOUNG pres who was staying at a clergy hous was in the habit of ret ing to his room for an hour or more each day to practice pulpit oratory. At such times he filled the house with sou: pathos, and emptied it of most everything else. Phil- lips Brooks chanced to be visiting a friend in this house one day when the budding orator was hold- ing forth. racious me!" ex med the bishop, terror. ‘Pray, down, bishop,’’ his friend re- “That's only young D-— prac- plied. he preaches."” ticing w! TAKEN AT HIS WORD. “Whare’s old Four-fingered Pet asked Alkali Ike. ‘'I ain't seen around since I got back.”* “Pe said the bartender. ‘‘Oh, he went up to Hyena Tongue and got jagged. Went up to a hotel winder, stuck his head in and hollered, re!’ and everybody did.”* im GOOD AT FRACTIONS. giving her el on your dinner dor a fourth, what aid Mary. pildren tittered, and the “Why would you have a said Mary, I don’t like YOUNG BLADES AND OTHERS. Young Willie Jones terrible lad, And Johnny Brown was nearly as bad, While the awful things Hy Green would Turned the hue The village cut-ups were they. rson’s words to a warmer Now William Jones has a butcher shop, And John FE, pwn wields a bla A M.D., is the m y our appendi cut-ups are they n who sees is of fervor and, VARIETY. there ain’t much to do ‘ere except bathe hathin’ from this side of the bi WALNUTS AND WINE FROM “LIPPINCOTT’S” TABLE. pu if you i WHAT'S IN A NAME? “You never can tell,"’ said a traveling salesman. ‘*Now you'd think that a lit- tle New England village, chock full of church influence and higher education, would be just the place to sell a book like ‘David Harum,’ wouldn't you? | Well, I know a man who took a stock up there and couldn't unload one of ‘em. He'd have been stuck for fair if he hadn’t had a brilliant idea and got the town printer to doctor up the title for him. As it was, he managed to unload | the whole lot and get out of town before | the first purchaser discovered that ‘David's Harum’ wasn’t quite what he had led himself to suppose."” UNNATURAL HISTORY. Teacher was telling her class little stories in natural history, and she asked if any one could tell her what a ground hog was. Up went a little hand, wav- ing frantically. “Well, Carl, you may tell us what a ground hog “Please, ma’am, it's sausage."” About the heaviest expense to the woman who goes shopping is for car fare and luncheon, But some folks, they bathes w Punch, wate bo AN ACCOMMODATING BOY. A Newark woman who lives i ives srood After much effort she got the dumb- waiter up to the kit ‘o her amazement, there w: tinge upon the breath she ha What in th pull you up hei “Why, thought vy for you to help you off with it. for?"* youngster, “1 would be too su J came up to Mothers will tind instow's Soothing Syrup the best remealy for U E RAPID CHANGE. He started out to paint the town A brilliant crimson bu But, strange to say, to him next day The same old town looked blue. In answering advertisements please meni uape. Dotted Only at the all first class Hotels, Club: ] first class Hotel oo and Cafes throughout the orld. St. Louis, U. S.A. CORKED or with CROWN CAPS Lovers of Outdoor Sports refresh themselves with the world’s best brew of northern barley and fragrant Saazer hops. An enthusiastic toast to the athletic victor stirs the heart most when downed in a bumper of healthful Budweiser The King of All Bottled Beers The Most Wholesome of All Beverages. Every drop bubbles with the power of the soil and sun. It is the cream of the best cereal the earth produces. It has brought health and vital energy to thousands and it will do the same for you. CAUTION: To guard against deception and substitution, seu that the corks are branded “BUDWEISER” and that the “Crown Caps" bear the A and Eagle trade-mark. BUDWEISER is served at If You Haven't Read Nervy Nat’s Adventures you've missed a good share of life’s fun. He insists upon getting into scrapes. Can't help himself. And you're glad he can't, for it’s a pile of fun to watch his maneu- vers. He laughs his way into your affections by his colossal nerve. 85c Postpaid Enjoy a Personally Conducted Tour by— Hlusteations by Leslie- Judge Company James Montgomery Flagg 225 Fifth Ave, New York tion Juncr. It will be appreciated.