Judge — September 25, 1909 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ng to don’t er of 1 un. aking al. Most Fitting Finale Ac firstclats Wing Meteh Adah thehhdeehhr dhe eeeehaeae FETT TTT nis x REFLECTED HUMOR ALLITERATIVE APHORISMS. Marriage makes most men meck. Happy hearts harbor highest hopes. ingg women are oft most winsome. Man, maid, and moonlight make matri- simists picture pleasures perni- k deeds drive directly to di- ve lights the lamps that illume the line of life. Saints, unlike sinners, shun society to sek solitude. y alleviates the ailments at- tendant upon altered attachments.— iss in Life. (LEI EPPSTEIN & SON- FLWORTH \_ KENTUCKY DISTILLERS “BETTER LATE THAN NEVER." Brown (rushing excitedly into the room) intelligence has just re Mrs, Brown (calmly interrupting him)—"Well, thank heaven, Henry!”* Brooklyn Life, OVERHEARD AT THE PLAY. “This play in its intensity,"? said the ko-out-between-the-acts your . ath away, h it would !"" gloomily re- aie the lady in the next seat,—Ked When a girl is afraid to go on a dark Piazza with a man it's a sign she will. [he World's Best The finest of cor- dials and most effectual of tonics combined. Sold everywhere. ult Everypehere. BROTHERS, New York. Sade tAbbePPAPSS PSA EE SSE SSS ESSS ES a Liqueur Peres Chartreux ennen axp yRLLow— Divine Nectareous Juice Bitjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New Vork, to the Festive Feast Hotels, Cafés, Agents for United States, ante, Grocery wr CORNERED. Five young men went into a shop re- cently to buy a hat each. | Sceing that they were in a joking mood, the shopman said, “Are you mar- rie The cy each said, *Yes."* “Then I'll give a hat to the one who can truthfully say he has not kissed any | other woman but his own wife since he| was married.” |. “Hand over that hat,"’ said one of the party. ‘I've won it. “When were you married?” “Yesterday,” was the reply; and the hat was handed over. | One of the others was laughing heartily while telling his wife of the | joke, but suddenly pulled up when she | said, “T say, John, how was it you didn’t | bring one home?""—Landom Bystander. Mothers will tin: best remedy for their Inston iiren rap the tot L'ENVOI OF THE HOOKED GOWN. | When the last hooked gown’s in the rag- bag, and the hooké are rusty and When the buttoned gowns all are but- toned, and the dressmakers cease to invent Dark schemes to annoy poor husbands, weary and worn and old— | When our thumbs have ceased from their aching, and our heated remarks grown cold, We shall rest—and faith, we shall necd | it—at peace in a golden chair, |Shall loll on a sort of throne like the | |" man who'd the nerve to swear; And the man’ who set out with the wrong hook and ended the game in a fix Shall hear the cold icc tinkling where the drinks of the gods they mix. There shall be no pads to confuse us, no store shapes to get in their place, No foolish, silly contraptions, embroid- | ery or Irish Ia | But all the hooking we do there, on| that mythical, friendly star, | ‘Shall be with ible Harness up the Back of Things as They Are, | Red Hen. | | Every lover of a goo! cocktail should insist that Abbott's Hitters be used in making IU; insures your getting the very beat, “NICE AND QUIET." Lady visiter—"That new girl of | yours seems very nice and quiet."* » Misty “Yes, she’s very quiet. | She di "t even disturb, the dust when | she's cleaning the room.""—Red Hen. | | AN INFANT INDUSTRY. “Airships are just in their infancy.” “Yes, and they're mighty hurd to | raise.""— Cleveland Plain Dealer. | The **Golden Rule” BEWARE OF IMITATIONS OF THE FASTENERS MEN SWEAR BY, NOT AT. To be sure you are WASHBURNE i. FASTENERS (THE FASTENER WITH A BULL DOC CRIP) look carefully for name Wash- burne stamped on every fas- tener. It is your protection against a poor infringement, the perpetrators of which are be- ing prosecuted. The genuine Washburne Fasteners are“‘Little ¥ But Never Let Go.’’ There is COMFORT FOR MEN in their use. They are the greatest little util- ities ever invented for men’s dress, and are applied to 25c 10c 10c 20c 20c Key Chain and Ring, Scarf Holder, . . Bachelor Button, . Cuff Holders, . . Drawers Supporters, . Catalogue Free Sold Everywhere. Sent Prepaid Look for the Name Wa: AMERICAN RING COMPANY, Dept. 102, Waterbury, Conn, burne NOT GENUINE. NO AVOIDING IT. “All is not gold that glitters." So If aman gets into the habit of hunt- often comes to pass ing trouble, he’s sure to find it; and if that most folks know | he’s so lazy that he always tries to Is nothing more than brass. juvoid it, it will find him.—Catholic —Catholic Times, | Times. Yes, friend, LATZ MILWAUKEE Is the Finest Ask for lt at the Club, Cafe or Buffet. 5 tsist on "bis ‘ Write the Val, Blatz Brewing Co., mentioning th their interesting booklet entitled A Genial PI comicbooks.com