Judge, 1909-09-18 · page 12 of 16
Judge — September 18, 1909 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising with minimal cartoon content**. The main featured advertisements are for liquor (Gibson Distilling Company's rye whiskey, Sunny Brook whiskey, I.W. Harper whiskey) and tobacco (Philip Morris cigarettes, Cortes cigars). The only substantive editorial content is a serialized narrative titled "Logge of the Good Ship, the 'Half Moon,'" presented as a mock-historical ship's log written in faux-archaic English. It appears to be a humorous account of a voyage, featuring references to Robert Fulton (the steamboat inventor) and various comedic mishaps involving lobsters, lobster-oil salad dressing, and encounters with Native Americans trading furs. The page also includes small items under "Judge's Women's Department" with domestic advice, and a brief "Why He Dared" joke about kissing. **Overall, this is primarily a commercial/advertising page rather than a satirical one.**
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