Judge — July 31, 1909 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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ape. INSULATED BILKINS. ES, I like achap like Bilkins; he's the kind that don’t explain When affairs go wrong and give him just a little touch of when he was flur When reques in a bygone freshman class, st answered, ‘* Couldn't pass! When his team was thrashed at football, and he lost a pot of cash— For old Bilkins loved to gamble, and he frequently was rash— When they asked him at the finish why his team had met defeat, He just shrugged his manly shoulders, as he answered, ‘ They got beat."” When his best girl frowned upon him and eloped with Billy Jon There was not a bit of whining, there were no heartrending groa When they asked him for a reason why the maid should treat h He indulged no explanations, but replied, quite simply, “* Bill! When he ran for public office, back in eighteen ninety-nine, And was snowed up like a trolley on a North Alaska line, Some one asked him how it happened that his luck had been # It was chiefly, so he reckoned, that he ‘‘ hadn't votes enough When his uncle died and left him only sixt, It may be his inner feeli But he never showed hi He just " blew" the sixty: ntly int rit it, or expected greater wealth, even “ to the dear old duffer's health !"" Yes, [like a chap like Bilkins; he is such a gr run of cusses who delight to share their grief. to find a wight who, when he gets a solar pleck, tory piflle and just takes it in the neck! woKack vonn caster. JUDGE'S FAVOR MABLL TALIAFERRO that pleases every eye COR-SEY-WAS. GAnuo was he of th horse bank presi Hinge the dent in front of the latter's place of bu hufe | came by. * Hey-ooh, Sam! What I's one of « - | holders of dis here bank !"* AT A SUMMER HOTEL. HE br: fiercest With fo 1 the sunshine’s itude almost ] sublime; i She changed her gown six | times a day, i And said she’s had a lovely tale nae is would scarcely attract TY FAIR * Ain'tcha goin’ tew enter into the greased pig race?” “Aw, talk sense! What chance hey I got?” MUSINGS. DOLLAR a word to the Sphinx wouldn't be much. Be careful. ‘The prodigal son doesn't always t of it, » many parents loving a child is synonymous mniscience as to its care. You will never understand a child by letting it talk all the time, ! If heredity wer organizations to pri T of us when he thinks t what it is cracked up to be, it would be unnecessary. lical individualist needs the rest time for app most ause has arrived. wisrao, x SIGNS AND SUPERSTITIONS. Tt! odor of gasoline on the midnigh' ii somebot here is out after dark i The Venez hat the odor of cauliflower penetrating all parts of a dwellin before midday is a sure sign that be- fore the day is over this v ble will be served at one of their daily meals. sign that vlans b SEEMED FRIENDLY. “y LIKED New York the moment I got there. er—"*1 do, ma‘am.”* “Oh! Wi 8 it took yor ” a7 4, {Ont What was it took your fancy? en Heiress—* Well, this is my fiasco, Lord Preserveus. 1 * A notice on a pole: ‘ Your credit is good at Cohen's, amine his title before we get married. I'd hate to get stung. f AND SANE WAY. ¢ titles, Mr. Lawyer?”