Judge — July 24, 1909 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“GU 'S BURNING GAS ALI. NIGHT CHARGED EXTRA.” Willie—"* You was bein’ discussed in the kitchen to-day, Mr. Stop-till-dawn,”” Sister's suitor—* When was this, Willie?” Willie—"* Just after the gas man called. HER AMBITION. Mand—Would you marry a wid-' When I read the summer folder of some An re Dully—*No, I wouldn't. nurry I am going to tame myself.”"— Slustrated Bits, AN EASY BEGINNING. ! | Uncle Ellery—'*Now I'll learn ye to ilk the cow."” Nephew from the city—*Oh, unkie, m kinder 'fraid 0’ the cow. Couldn't ust as well learn on the calf?""—Life. HOME TESTING. AND EASY TEST ON COF! e the all-important question | THE OLD STERN-WHEELER. Eastern river boat, grandest craft afloat— \“Two or three big steel propellers,” and perhaps turbine at that— My thoughts they sort of wander to a steamboat, broad and flat, A steamboat built for comfort, without so many wheels (Though, if she heard a challenge, she was sure to show her heels). Yes, the throbbing stern-wheel packet that used to make the trip Down along the muddy waters of the good old Mississip. coffee, whether or not it is really the Oh, the dreamy churn that soothed you den cause of physical ails and ap- aching fixed disease, one should make est of 10 days by leaving off coffee tirely and using well-made Postum, | If relief follows, you may know to a tainty that coffee has been your vi- usenemy. Of course you can take it as you stretched out near the wheel, And watched the paddles churning up a catfish or an cel! The shouting of the rousters as they'd lift and tug and shove, The singing of the bowline as the men would let it slip— Were things not soon forgotten down along the Mississip. I have rode on river steamers in the North and in the East, And I felt on pins and needles all the way, to say the least. There was too blamed much discipline and too blamed many The crew, all rigged in uniform, looked just as fierce as bears; While the captain, in his buttons and his military cap, Looked like he'd call for irons if you gave his back a tap And said, ‘‘Come, have a julep, old man; you need a nip!” Like you'd ask the river captains down along the Mississip. Night along the Mississippi and the stern-wheel thumping slow, And the dreamy song that reached you from the stokers down below; The noise in the card-room and the tin- kling in the bai The scent of sweet molasses mingled | ‘with the smell of tar; | Some levee village passing like a far-off | gleaming speck, d the planters talking politics out on the upper deck— The man I Boasting that she is the speediest and Oh, that was river travel, and they'll never beat the trip, | Aboard an old stern-wheeler down along the Mississip. ——victow a. wenwann. i EXTRA! EXTRA! SPECIAL NOTICE TO EMPLOYES!!! On and after this date all requests for leave of absence because of toothache, severe colds, and minor physical ail | ments, or on account of funerals, pic- nies, church socials, and the like, must ‘be handed to the boss before ten a, m. (on the morning of the game). THE OLD ADAM. “I wonder why three-fourths of the | | Insure Your Pleasure a be Me a ie Ses Sa = Var Ale “Rpllta" too. Lead :VANS & SONS, I SORRY SHE SCREAMED. The young man kissed her and she screamed. “What's the trouble, Kitty manded a stern voice from up-stairs. “‘I—I just saw a mouse,”’ she fibbed. Presently the young man claimed an- other kiss, and the scream was repeated. Again came the stern voice: ‘What is it this time?” I just saw another mouse." Then the old man came down with the | house cat, a mouse trap, and a can, and sat in a corner to watch developments, | —New York Sun, de- CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES. “I thought you said May Nagget had married a good-natured mai 'So she did. “Nonsense! I met him yesterday, and he’s a grouch.”? “Well, he’s been married to May for nearly four months now, you know."— | Catholic Times. BOTH PLEASED. Swift—Jones and hig wife seem to be very fond of musical comedy."” Smith—"Yes, indeed; his wife goes to see what the women in the audi have on, and Jones goes to see girls on the stage have off. And the foamy wake went winding like|stenographers in business offices are | Budget. a serpent, yellow-green, And the panorama passing in an ever- changing scene; women?"" “I guess it is because men like to | feel that there is at least one class of RATHER MIXED. He wasn't especially great on Biblical ek to your heart again if you like to The moss-grown wrecks and levees and| women whom they can dictate to,"’—|history, but he made an attempt to *psick. Alady says: ‘I had suffered with tomach trouble, nervousness, and ter-| ible sick headaches ever since I was a! ittle child, for my people were always| feat coffee drinkers and let us children uve all we wanted. I got so I thought could not live without coffee, but I wuld not acknowledge that it caused y suffering. “Then I read so many articles about stum that I decided to give it a fair ia, I had not used it two weeks in ‘ce of coffee until I began to feel like different person. The headaches and ‘rvousness disappeared, and, whereas I ted to be sick two or three days out of week while drinking coffee, I am now "ell and strong and sturdy seven days a week, thanks to Postum. “LT had been using Postum three onths and had never been sick a day, *hen I thought I would experiment and \e if it really was coffee that caused hetrouble; so I began to drink coffee Main, and inside of a week I had a sick well. T was go ill I was soon convinced ‘hat coffee was the cause of all my niery, and I went back to Postum, “ith the result that I was soon well and tong again and determined to stick to stum and leave coffee alone in the| ture." Read the little book,“ The Road to| ville," in packages. ‘‘ There's a| cn," | ‘Ver read the above letter? A new one | “rs trom time to time. They are) ‘ine, true, and full of human Interest. |” the landings high above, WISDOM BORN C Miss Knicker—" Why did Jones want to marry an orphan?” Mr. Bocker—"*So that she wouldn't recognize the excuses her father used to make. In answering advertisements please mention Jupcr. | Baltimore American, OF EXPERIENCE. It will be appreciated. answer the question, “Who was Esau?”” | fables and gold the copyright for a mess lof potash.""—Circle Magazine. Few kinds have lived as long—none will live longer CAMBRIDGE, regular size AMBASSADOR ater-dianer size 25c 35c “The Little Brown Box" <a> comicbooks.com