Judge, 1909-07-17 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 17, 1909 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page combines college humor with period advertising. The "Cap and Gown Smiles" section features brief satirical quips from various universities (Harvard, Yale, Cornell, Radcliffe) mocking contemporary college life—expensive urban rents, fashion-conscious female students, and class day traditions. The humor relies on gentle observations of student behavior and university culture circa early 1900s. The page is dominated by **advertisements** for alcoholic beverages (Hunter Rye whiskey, Blatz beer) positioned alongside health-related content, reflecting the era's marketing practices before modern advertising restrictions. Most notably, a lengthy testimonial advertises "Dr. J. Lawrence Hill's" consumption treatment, featuring a man claiming cure from tuberculosis. This reflects the period's desperate remedies for serious lung disease and the prevalence of mail-order medical solutions—many fraudulent—before FDA regulation. The juxtaposition of drinking advertisements with medical cure-alls is striking to modern readers but typical of early 20th-century magazine publishing.
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