Judge, 1909-07-17 · page 12 of 16
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This page is primarily **advertising and advice columns** rather than political satire. The content includes: **Main Features:** - "Judge's Women's Department" advice column answering etiquette questions about toothpick usage at social events (whether it's proper to use one after dinner, which hand, etc.) - Household hints about dining etiquette and table manners - Light humorous verses and personal anecdotes **Advertisements:** - Chiclets chewing gum - John Jameson whiskey - Peres Chartreux liqueur - Club Cocktails - Barker Brand collars and cuffs - Europe travel promotions **The Humor:** The page reflects early 20th-century concerns about **proper social conduct**—specifically dining etiquette. The toothpick question reveals anxieties about maintaining dignity in public. Other items mock romantic relationships and domestic situations with gentle, period-appropriate humor rather than sharp political commentary. This appears to be a women's interest page emphasizing **consumer goods and social propriety** rather than satirical commentary on political events.
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Chiclets DELIGHTFUL “Che Dainty . fe. Govered JUDGE'S WOMEN’S DEPARTMEN Liqueur Peres Chartreux For the benefit of our women readers int nes where JUvGL is a favorite, . Condy Coated fice ieee esi et The hf Lats Companion, % OREN , Me Hik Hok. Any perfect I readers who has troubles of household or heart YELLOW YELLOW mn perfect conden THE ETIQUETTE OF THE TOOTHPICK. | Dear Mr. Hik Hok—Is it entirely uncertain in reg proper for a girl at a party to ki | toothpick in her mouth all the few hints on toothpick u: ee Fe ans even for an ornament, or to display an toothpick should b \ BETTER —STRONGER ordinary wooden toothpick while in the fully between the thumb More lasting in flavor than any post-o on Sunday morning? Would finger of the right hand. other, A try—a test Jnot a gold one ter for Sunday? » hand should never be —Goodbye to the rest! You understa placed in the mouth, two fingers being merely used - the greatest number which may ever be ing duty. Can you tell me the k, who will at intervals convey thro these pages Chewing Gum Particularly Desirable after Dinner d to this year’s de- crees of fashion we supply the follow- held gri nd ind Liqueur VEEN VEEN VV NUNN YVONNE YY VU NY EY OY ENN YY YY ENVY EV EON VA EVN vemos foal = ro es hae six o'clock ivory or pearl picks Jered tl thing. For pick? Does using it with the left: morning and street u in, tasteful convey, a definite, moaaiig to one article, thres and one-halt inc long, | who knows? Or is the vigor with which either of cbony or mahogany, is now in| it is manipulated or masticated, or the | voy The ultra-fashionable dresser angle at which it is elevated or circu-| often ted to match his Sold in S¢.10¢ and 25¢ packets rank B.lleer & Codnc. a> Philadeiphia.ti SA.ond Coronta Can. lated, a sign to be understood only by cravat. ON THE HOME TACK. those who hi studied the matter and| Filigree or monogram picks are no Dad, 1 was simply great in relay pra 1 the evolutions? longer in good use. Oval or paraboloid events,”” boasted the boy from college. A little advice on this subject would are the new shapes. “Good enough, son, We'll make use be appreciated by | Toothpicks are not passed until after of them talents, Your ma will soon be, Penrexen. |e soup. lay the carpets." Red Hen. We know of n the tooth- pick, but to aid others who n Good form requires that quiet be ob- y be) served at all times, REASON FOR IT so angey with the! is Maude picture saying, “The ori photograph is carefully Boston Transeri pt + ei ¢ | AS IT SEEMS. There was a young woman named Wemyss Who complained of her terrible dremyss ; When they called in the doctor he said, “*Y ave chocoli cremyss."* gine Standard, NOT RISKING A QUARREL. Heiress—"'Tell me truly, Arthur, is } it your lo your reason prompts you ° to taacey ta : Club Cocktails Arthar st as you like, dearest."” . —Meggendorfer Blactter. A Bottled Delight } oom —_——— | | The difference between CLUB } d | COCKTAILS and the guess- | work kind, is just the differ | DON'T HANG AROUND. | ence between a real drink and Daughter— \ father, and me for eloping?* i ‘ Father, doar father . if ye Martini (gin base) I HOUSEHOLD HELPS AND HINTS. Manhattan (whis- ; ” 7 E S ” bey base) are AFTER THE BALL IS OVER. FOR PIE-EATERS. always popular. S.L. E.-After es both a knife s lady home from a dane and fork in A fruit knife G. F. HEUBLEIN enter to say a with dull edgy ys proper for & BRO. asks you. or jes, except squash, | Hartord A y ‘a | for which a spoon is, of course, u Lsotes nner, If, as you 5 we nt times, seemed thing, about ‘not being) | Mayme—Thread will be worn a E able to sh ™ you may year, € ly where pi - - Assume you will overstay your weleome of cloth meet, thread a yard wid if you remain. much Also, if with buttons and buttonholes to match. her fath ‘ou might 4 JOTIN JAMESON USE PLENTY OF WATER. ake your leave in a dignified yet rapid J A . &3 R wre whintlinge some light air with| Lizzie~Yes, in washing clothes try BARKER sng ct sange-froid. adding some more water than you have xk PERSONAL. been using. Three cupfuls to a cake of | [iM \ MADE OF | OF LINEN . soap are hardly enough. aN Two 34 c wii | S K EY You are right. No gentle- | Ee 15¢ FoR 25¢/ sizes d would treat a lady so. MAKEOVERS. B he Everywhere Mag—I have no pattern for making a i TAYLOR & CO. Mag— Miss Weldon, unlimited ¢, as y! summer suit out of a last year’s hand- EUROPE. * lence, chaperons ond m | getting the kerchief and a pair of shoe laces. lndienabroa, Very heteat ferences, Adie T N In answering advertisements please mention June. It will be appreciated.