Judge, 1909-07-10 · page 15 of 16
Judge — July 10, 1909 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page primarily consists of advertisements and light humorous pieces rather than political satire. **Main Content:** The page features the Budweiser beer advertisement as its centerpiece, promoting beer as embodying "American Hospitality"—a common early 20th-century marketing approach linking alcohol consumption to national character and social obligation. **Humorous Pieces:** - "The Little Yankee College" is a poem praising American educational institutions as continuing the moral work of Yankee founders - "Marry in Haste" is a comedic list of polysyllabic words - Several brief jokes about boats, conductors, and fireworks appear in the margins **Historical Context:** These pieces reflect pre-Prohibition attitudes (the page predates 1920) when beer advertising could openly associate drinking with hospitality and virtue. The "Little Yankee College" invokes nostalgic American values—hard work, moral education, and Yankee ingenuity—typical of early 1900s magazine content. The page is primarily commercial rather than satirical.
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Gorrico ar me Seamcs. Bur PEST. HUNGARG MARRY IN HASTE. Presentation, conversation, animation, admiration, itation, fascination, idealization, Declaration, application, precipitation, Sensation, combination, elation, Donation, celebration, jubilation, Tintinnabulation, collation, delectation, vacation, Pere tion, allocatio: infatuation, affirmation, preparation, solemnization, rination, perambulation, rustica-' THE LITTLE YANKEE COLLEGE. ce the world was first created there has been some wear and tear, And little wheels have slipped their cogs, or rusted here and there; So God he built the Yankee, lank and ‘odd to look upon, |But fit to do the little things needed to be done. that The Yankee did his duty, but he noticed now and then The wages that were offered by the devil unto men. So, lest his children’s children be lured and led astray, Said he, “I'll build them temples that will flout the devil's pay. “LM carve my high commission into tablets made of stone— Let the spirit be the master’s and the workmanship my own.” Firm of will, the Yankee builder did his work gnd went before, And the little Yankee college acts as his executor. Installation, habitation, decoration, vis- The little Yankee college, it is shadowed itation, now and then Culmination, stagnation, alteration, dis- By mightier machinery for educating putation, men, Calculation, irritation, alienation, de- But we seem to hear that builder's testation, Desperation, osculation, Palliation, consultation, probation, Litigation mination, Ruination! alleviation, arbitration, Separation, desolation, ter- ghostly whisper, “I opine restoration, | The little mills grind fewer grains, but grind em extra fine.”” The little Yankee colleges, God bless them, heart and soul- Each little lump of leaven that leaven- eth the whole! —The Cirele. jest need of mighty numbers, if they A FRUITFUL THOUGHT. “There is one thing which puzzles hats.’” me about those -bask: “What is that? “How do the w them in appl American. je order?"” rn manage to keep Baltimore fashion, one by one, |The men who do the needing to be done? —Burges Johnson. little things a- A tablexpoonful of Abbott's Hitters in sweetened Son—* Pop, won't you buy me a fittle boat to race with Willie Jones?” Pop—* Wait till Son—" Oh, but yor ny st THE THIRTY-SECOND PASSENGER. e, sonny, and I'll give you that, ship is much too slow ! Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the st remedy for their chibiren, 2c. a Lotte. cond passenger boarded * ar and paid his fare. Whe: the conductor rang up this fare, the new passenger peered up at the fare register a moment, then turned to the man next him, The thirty- A GREAT ATTRACTION FOR THE FOURTH. From the Bowersville Clarion: “The | committee in charge of the Fourth of July celebration has decided not to buy any fireworks, but rather to purcha: ton of coal and burn it on the public square. This will make the puny cele- bration at Jamestown look like a fizzled squib when the matter of liberal ex- pense is considered.” ee phat he did?”” a nickel an’ he rang up thirty-two cints!""—Sunday Magazine. A girl is hardly ever entirely satisfied with herself unless nobody else is. In answering advertisements please mention Juvce. a friend ¢ mine \ RecA Our American Hospitality Is famous the wide world over, and it is from this racial trait our national drinking customs have arisen. To heartily welcome a visitor or to entertain a friend has always been regarded as a sacred duty. And how can anyone be welcomed better than with hearty invitation to join with you in a glass or two of Budweiser The King of All Bottled Beers famous brew is ‘‘a friend” of every man who uses it. Not only it a delightful drink in itself but, because of its tonic qualities, it is highly healthful. Good barley and hop beer has always been used by the strongest and most civilized nations of the earth. |The Most Popular Beer in the World Bottled Only at the ;Anheuser-Busch Brewery | St. Louis, U. S. A. | CORKED or with CROWN CAPS BUDWEISER is served at all first class Hotels, Clubs and Cafes throughout the world. If You Haven't Read Nervy Nat’s Adventures you've missed a good share of life’s fun. He insists upon getting into scrapes. Can't help himself. And you're glad he can't, for it’s a pile of fun to watch his manceu- vres. He laughs his way into your affections by his colossal NERVE. 85c Postpaid Hlusteations by Judge Company 225 Fifth Ave. New York James Montgomery Flagg It will be appreciated