Judge — June 5, 1909 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE OTHER LIVES SAVED HIM. Gee! six more of those and 1 'd'a na goner.”* up for the W A ROLLING PIN. WONDROUS instrument is According as it rolls ad, Or pounds the top of hubby’s head. MISTAKE IN SICK ROOM. Mra, Jonea—" L hear your husband is suffering from a nerv- ous breakdown, How is he t day? Mra, Smith—* Worse. The doctor said we must keep him in an atmosphere of good humor, and we had him almost well, when somebody showed him a Sunday comic supplement."* THE TOUCH TRANSMUTANT. AR, FAR from home, two in a car- A punctured tire—and there you are! One is a maid, and that doth bar His use of words that cut and jar. Fierce thoughts burn like a hidden fire, But nobly he contains 5 For, loosed, 'twould work results most dire; So, wreathed in smiles, he mends the tire. Oh, motor maid, so trim and neat! ‘Thou muffler to remarks unmeet! Say’st ‘ punctured tires," in tones so sweet, One deems them good enough to eat! SOMETHING FROM HIS PEN. A. NEW editor ona country newspaper called on a successful farmer in his vicinity, and assured the latter that the paper would gladly pay for something from his pen, The farmer promised to see what he could do, and the fol- lowing week an expressman called at the pub- lication office with a young pig, *C.0.D., $10." WORK FOR WOMEN. JF THE harem of Abdul Hamid finds itself out of employment because of the misfortunes of its imperial master, the Indies thereof will MNPerensen y ASS | ' find plenty todo in this country where, thanks toa sudden famine in domestic servants, most us are doing our own housework. SPEAKING FROM A FULL MOUTH. Now, Sammy, you must stop talking and go to sleep.” Well, I just can’t help it. My mouth is so full of words.”” Nurse— Sammy— comicbooks.com